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So I went to see actual urologist today. Wow talk about awkward.
To begin with the recepstionist was my distant friend, we used to work together. She's a girl and her girl friend had a crush on me, I had a crush on her too but she had a boyfriend at the time and when she broke up with him about 2 weeks later(bad distant relationship or some shit) I left her hangin. I barely saw either of them since. Either way, I'm sure they'll have something to talk about after this.
Now I go into doctors office where his aid/nurse(cute girl) starts taking stats on me. Well she asks me couple of uncofortable questions, which I had no problem dealing with. Then she proceeds to take my blood pressure. It's 140/100. Holly fuck. 2 days ago it was like 120/70. So I ask her to check my other hand cause I told her this one's injured and plus it's my right hand. She checks the other one and it's 150/100. So she asks me if I'm nervous, I'm like "well yea, it's my first visit to the penis doctor". We both bust out laughing, my face went from white to red>purple>blue. I couldn't believe I said that. Either way, extra 20 pounds seemed suspicious enaugh for her to ask me if I'm doing steroids I guess. I said no even though I'm using some of my left over pro-hormones. It's weird how she didn't ask me about alcohol consumption. I smelled like beer cause my shirt was soaked in it last night from people spilling on me, I stunk up the whole place.
So either way, my penis is just fine I guess. After urologist massaged it and fondled my balls he started talking me into circumcision(I'm european). I've been doing just fine without it but I agreed with an option to change my mind. I'm gonna go make some food though, so bon appetite to myself.
To begin with the recepstionist was my distant friend, we used to work together. She's a girl and her girl friend had a crush on me, I had a crush on her too but she had a boyfriend at the time and when she broke up with him about 2 weeks later(bad distant relationship or some shit) I left her hangin. I barely saw either of them since. Either way, I'm sure they'll have something to talk about after this.
Now I go into doctors office where his aid/nurse(cute girl) starts taking stats on me. Well she asks me couple of uncofortable questions, which I had no problem dealing with. Then she proceeds to take my blood pressure. It's 140/100. Holly fuck. 2 days ago it was like 120/70. So I ask her to check my other hand cause I told her this one's injured and plus it's my right hand. She checks the other one and it's 150/100. So she asks me if I'm nervous, I'm like "well yea, it's my first visit to the penis doctor". We both bust out laughing, my face went from white to red>purple>blue. I couldn't believe I said that. Either way, extra 20 pounds seemed suspicious enaugh for her to ask me if I'm doing steroids I guess. I said no even though I'm using some of my left over pro-hormones. It's weird how she didn't ask me about alcohol consumption. I smelled like beer cause my shirt was soaked in it last night from people spilling on me, I stunk up the whole place.
So either way, my penis is just fine I guess. After urologist massaged it and fondled my balls he started talking me into circumcision(I'm european). I've been doing just fine without it but I agreed with an option to change my mind. I'm gonna go make some food though, so bon appetite to myself.
