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We all know that it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman
other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does, So this
Saturday at 4:00 p.m. Eastern time all American women are asked to walk out of
their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to
prove they are not Taliban, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see
nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.
And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack of beer
at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. The American
government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your
participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God bless America!
other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does, So this
Saturday at 4:00 p.m. Eastern time all American women are asked to walk out of
their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to
prove they are not Taliban, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see
nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.
And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack of beer
at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. The American
government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your
participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God bless America!
