Passin' a polygraph?

[Recon15]

Who knows anything about polygraph(lie detector tests)..?..if you get nervous does the little needles go apeshit?...what if you need too lie?..hehe

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Put a tack in your shoe! With each answer you give press your toe on it. Your polygraph will be inconclusive!

 

[Taps]

I had to take a polygraph in high school. I couldn't stop laughing -- blew the readings all to hell. They told me to get the fuck out and come back when I was calmer.

 

[Recon15]

thanks for the help, I know that they are going to ask me if I have taken any drugs and i havent in 1 year 2 months but still really nervous about it..I will try the tack and the laughing though...

 

[manny78]

thanks for the help, I know that they are going to ask me if I have taken any drugs and i havent in 1 year 2 months but still really nervous about it..I will try the tack and the laughing though...

This is my method. It worked for me, dunno if it will for someone else. First I didnt sleep the night before, then in the morning, I took some Xanax and smoke pot. I was a walking zombie and couldn't care less about the questions.

 

[saint808]

take a valium

 

[thebabydoc]

As I understand it, it's all based on a baseline, and while theoretically Xanax, Valium, Alcohol, or any sedative/depressant could help minimize or eliminate the stress response to a question + lie pairing, it really wouldn't affect the question + truth pair (i.e. the baseline questions).

If I understand it correctly, the tack is to be used on TRUE questions because it will cause a reference stress "spike" to what should be a non-stressful question + true answer pair. Therefore your "spike" to a question + lie anwer pair will appear the same, and therefore should trigger a negative result to the polygrapher. The stress spike to the true question might, however, clue the polygrapher in to what you're doing.

 

[WarriorPL]

how does this tack thing work? lol

 

[KAYNE]

THERE ARE BOOKS YOU CAN GET THAT TEACHES YOU HOW. THERE IS A BOOK WRITTEN BY AN EX FBI AGENT CALLED "HOW TO STING A POLYGRAPH". YOU MAY WANT TO LOOK IT UP.

THEY ASK YOU SOME QUESTIONS LIKE "IS YOUR NAME FRANKY" OR "ARE YOU EMPLOYED AT HOOTERS". STUFF LIKE THAT SO THEY CAN USE AS A BENCHMARK FOR ALL OTHER QUESTIONS. IF YOU CAN ANSWER THOSE TRUE QUESTIONS BUT CONTROL YOUR BREATHING, HEARTBEAT, AND MUSCLES TO GIVE THE APPEARANCE THAT YOU ARE LYING......THEN WHEN YOU LIE, THOSE LIES WILL COME UP THE SAME AS THE BENCHMARK (TRUE) QUESTIONS.

YOU HAVE TO CONTROL YOUR BREATHING WHICH CONTROLS YOUR HEARTBEAT. IF YOU SLOW YOUR BREATHING, NATURALLY, YOUR HEARTBEAT WILL SLOW AS WELL. IF YOU BREATH FAST AND TIGHTEN UP YOUR MUSCLES, NATURALLY, YOUR HEARBEAT WILL SPEED UP AS WELL.

THATS THE GIST OF IT FROM I HAVE READ........YOU MAY WANT TO GO TO THE LIBRARY OR LOOK UP SOME STUFF ON THE NET. I CANT REMEMBER THE NAME OF THE EX FBI AGENT WHO WROTE THAT BOOK, BUT I'M PRETTY SURE THAT IS THE NAME OF IT.




KAYNE

 

[AustinTX]

If you're going to do it, do it right

go to http://antipolygraph.org

upper right hand side is a link to a 176 page PDF file concerning the polygraph, including a chapter on countermeasures.

 

[Recon15]

Great, I appreciate all the help and that web site is awesome, just for the common knowledge of it, it is very informative