"Pass the salt" and Pepper.

[gonelifting]

 

[gonelifting]

I love those little bottles. Everyone can have their own if they want instead of "pass the salt please" lol

----->

 

[Buddy_Christ]

ok, i'll give you my address and you can send me my bottles. thanks.

 

[gonelifting]

ok, i'll give you my address and you can send me my bottles. thanks.

If you were at my dinner table, I`d throw one right at your eye.

 

[BileStew]

If you were at my dinner table, I`d throw one right at your eye.

You couldn't hit sand if you fell off a camel.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

You couldn't hit sand if you fell off a camel.

he couldn't get a hump if he was on a camel either.

 

[Smurfy]

pass the salt.LOL


no really my parents have those little miniature salt and pepper shakers I guess for guests when they have dinner parties. If I was a dinner party guest Id still say ral loud with food hanging out the mouth, "pass the salt" just for the effect.

 

[gonelifting]

pass the salt.LOL


no really my parents have those little miniature salt and pepper shakers I guess for guests when they have dinner parties. If I was a dinner party guest Id still say ral loud with food hanging out the mouth, "pass the salt" just for the effect.

lol I say that during sex.

 

[Smurfy]

lol that's funny. you know what I say during sex now?

"do my laundry"

 

[jh1]

lol that's funny. you know what I say during sex now?

"do my laundry"

What the?


Who?

Huh.... MF'er .... do my laundry... and stop stealing my shit BIOTCH!

 

[gonelifting]

lmao I can totally see that... "DO MY LAUNDRY!!!!"

"DO MY FUCKING LAUNDRY!!!"

"DO IT"

hmmm whatever tumbles your cycle.

 

[Fragadelic]

I usually say, "How much do I owe you?"

 

[Whiskey]

Would it be wrong to ask a girl to pass the salt and peppa when going down on her???

Whiskey