Parking Nazi's

[corvettedudeman]

Fuck these parking ticket nazi people at my school, they just dont give up. Its so fucking stupid, there are like so many different lots that require a different parking permit. You cant park for more than 15 minutes anywhere in the wrong place without these stupid fucking parking enforcers slapping you with a ticket. Its ridiculous. I dont live on campus, so i have to park in the lot farthest from anything.

Needless to say last year somehow i managed to rack up $1500 worth of parking tickets and this year over $500.

This is ridiculous. Do any of you guys have this problem at your school?

 

[builtbc83]

yup i do...my solution - dont register your correct license plate with the school. Give them a friends, parents car, co-workers license plate # and copy of vehicle registration if they require it.

Then just park wherever the fuck you want. Most schools (unless they are state schools and even most of them have rent a cops) dont have a real police force, and cant lookup your license plate to match it to your name. SO- therefore the only way they know its your car is because you told them what your license plate was and now you gotta pay or they wont give you your grades...

So, your project for spring break - go into your local DMV and tell them that you lost one of your license plates and that you'd like another set (there will be a small fee) and you'll be good to go.

I've done this with 2 different universities and saved about $3000 in parking fines this way

 

[corvettedudeman]

We have our own police force, really sucks... They don't do do the tickets though, it is the department of traffic and parking... PLus i have personalized plates that i dont wanna give up

 

[Y_lifter]

Simple solution is get there early and park where you are
supposed to park..

 

[HULKSTER]

Bottom line is, law enforcement will create as many hypocritical, petty laws as possible to get as much MONEY from fines as possible. The purpose of law enforcemet in suburban and college settings is not so much in fighting crime, but collecting money for the local township via parking fines and speeding tickets.