PAris Hilton is smart

anthrax · May 31, 2005

"I went to Wal-Mart for the first time. I always thought they sold wallpaper. "

~Paris Hilton

perkele · May 31, 2005

JayC9 · May 31, 2005

dahamn · May 31, 2005

Jay Cartwright said:

That's pretty funny

Dave

bran987 · May 31, 2005

sounds like a jessica simpson quote!

swole · May 31, 2005

Jay Cartwright said:

I want the 5 fucking minutes it took to watch that of my life back. Now.

slat1 · May 31, 2005

I'm so going to stick my finger in her ass if I ever meet her!

hamstershaver · May 31, 2005

they dont?

anthrax · May 31, 2005

bran987 said:
sounds like a jessica simpson quote!

Here is one :
"Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea."