Padma Lakshmi

[ChefWide]

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Ok, so some things take a long time to get to Iceland... or maybe I just don't watch television enough....


I want to lick her from head to gloriously spiced toe.

Don't I?

I am in aching need of some exotic spice.

 

[Ffactor]

She's dating Salman Rushdie.

 

[The Wenis]

She's dating Salman Rushdie.

 

[bluepeter]

 

[ChefWide]

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Did you hear about Salman Rushdie's new book?

Its called 'Buddha, You Big Fat Fuck'

 

[ChefWide]

Lovely:

...Houston we have bush, we have bush...

 

[BrandonXJ]

whoa mamma.. hold me back

 

[Y_lifter]

No SPF needed on that skin..

Looks like she would be a screamer...

In Italian

 

[ChefWide]

No SPF needed on that skin..

Looks like she would be a screamer...

In Italian

Funny that, she speaks fluent french, italian, german, hindi and of course english.

 

[ChefWide]

Look, your basicly not paying attention: this is the point in the thread where some member chimes in with 'Yo, Chef, I know her and she was just mentioning how she wanted an indepth piece on ExNewYork chefs that live in Iceland..."

 

[jackangel]

She's dating Salman Rushdie.

i need to start working on my novel. like immediately.

 

[Ffactor]

i need to start working on my novel. like immediately.

It's about time you started writing a novel about me.

 

[WODIN]

She's cute.

 

[gtrcivic]

Used to watch her on Food Network around 11am several months ago...she's one smoking babe with the brains.....indian background and very smart...After finding out she dated/married Salman Rushdie, i was like.. i the F*()$_+@ to i work out and look good...maybe should dedicate more time to writing and reading acadamia crap!!!

 

[gtrcivic]

Used to watch her on Food Network around 11am several months ago...she's one smoking babe with the brains.....indian background and very smart...After finding out she dated/married Salman Rushdie, i was like.. i the F*()$_+@ to i work out and look good...maybe should dedicate more time to writing and reading acadamia crap!!!

 

[ChefWide]

The product should have a good package, but if the contents are weak, so is the whole.

READ.

Now, I have been reading nonstop for about 35 years and I have never had sex with a Solar Flair Hot Indian love goddess, so don't pay any attention to me....

:tears:

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

8.6 (of a possible 10)

 

[Razorguns]

damn. those middle eastern chicks look HOT when you take off the veil!!!

belly dance for me baby!

 

[ChefWide]

damn. those middle eastern chicks look HOT when you take off the veil!!!

belly dance for me baby!

Maharastran, Middle Eastern, whatever...

 

[ChefWide]

8.6 (of a possible 10)

8.6 is a pretty good rating from the Texan Hottie Afficianado, is it not?

 

[presguy]

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Did you hear about Salman Rushdie's new book?

Its called 'Buddha, You Big Fat Fuck'

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[Razorguns]

Salman's the TOUGHEST motherfucker on the planet.

He's PISSED OFF hundreds of millions of muslims. Pisses off the most ardent and brutal of terrorist organizations.

And he's still alive and dating hotties.

Hats off to the bugger. He's light years ahead of all of us when it comes to toughness.