p60 - The Estrogen Connection

[Frackal]

Does P60 stand for the 60 names of pussy? I think so. Perhaps P's problem is a gross overabundance of estrogen circulating in his bloodstream. We last left off with "P" weeping in the bathroom at Dairy Queen because his love interest referred to him as "mopboy." I actually think P is a decent sort with the problem of being way too sensitive. P, you are never going to get ass by being sensitive. The only time a sensitive guy gets any ass is on an after-school special, and you know that he invariably came in 4.19 seconds and the epilogue of that drama was the girl got married to the guy, stayed home siphoning of his money whilst fucking the drugsmuggling thug she'd lost her virginity to in junior high.

P, change your name to D, take .5mg liquidex daily, eat some steak, rub your nub, watch Braveheart followed by Gladiator, go to the gym and squat until you puke all over the hottest girl there, laugh about it, squeeze the deskgirls' ass on the way out, go home, instead of kissing your mom tell her her breath stinks like ass <my fault sorry>, go to your room, drink a beer and pass out with the can in one hand and an issue of Bigguns in the other.

This is the best advice I can give you P who wants to be D, I am so tired I am falling asleep as I type this but heed my advice and begin your life as a man, not a female with a larger clitoris.

 

[Frackal]

fuck this makes no sense at all. time for bed

 

[Pamela]

fuck this makes no sense at all. time for bed

Good Night Frackal ~~

 

[Norman Bates]

Estrogen connection