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Okay, out at dinner the other night with my girlfriend and a bunch of her female friends: the topic turns to boyfriends and muscle...After the demands for me to show a bicep which i politely decline... (which i fucking hate,,,why is it that just because I'm a bber that people think i automatically want to show off bits of my body to people i don't know or even fucking like).
One of her penisheaded friends pipes up and sais: "oh your boyfriend's ok, but you should see mine..he's a bouncer (oooh I've heard this line before) and he's built like a brick shit house, etc etc etc..." She goes on to add that he's the guy who sorts out all the fights, pulled his Sunfire out of the ditch and might be doing a BBing show in two months if he can find the time. The other girls at the table ( I love my girlfriend but her friends are thicker then pigshit i swear to God) are nodding and agreeing saying, everybody respects this fat cunt, his discipline in the gym, blah blah blah...ad naseum. They continue bleating while i stare forlornly into my diet coke wishing i was home infront of my PS 2 (its my day off) or asleep...one of my favorite pasttimes...
WELLLLLLL...several days later,I run into this girl in the gym and she points out her herculean man: I'm looking for a mountain of muscle deadlifting the back end of a Dodge Ram and all I can see is this fat, unhealty looking, sallow skinned blob with flesh hanging off his face in folds, a distended belly handing down over his crotch and back fat like two condor wings leaving a huge amount of sweat over every goddamn surface in a 5 meter proximity.
First off, it's the first time i've ever seen him in the place and i'm like a permanent piece of furniture there).
HE'S A FAT BASTARD!!!!!
maybe 5foot 10, and a good 350 pounds of fat. While i watch, the guy is struggling to incline press 50 pound dumbells. He goes on to max out on the barbell bench at 160 pounds for 2 reps!!!
If this pregnant baboon bellied cunt is doing a show, i would drink a pint of my own diarrhea!
I couldn't believe it, the way they were going on about this guy...i said a few words of greeting to him, he could barely talk as his lungs were sucking in gasps of air as he bent over the bench to help support the tons of cellulite hanging from his skeleton.
I have more muscle in my left nut then this guy did in his entire body, i felt like smacking this stupid girl.
The only thing that demanded respect about this guy was being careful to not be under him when his overworked legs gave out and he toppled over.
Unbelievable man, just couldn't believe it: just admit that your boyfriend is a fat cunt, that's what i should have told her.
Thug0
One of her penisheaded friends pipes up and sais: "oh your boyfriend's ok, but you should see mine..he's a bouncer (oooh I've heard this line before) and he's built like a brick shit house, etc etc etc..." She goes on to add that he's the guy who sorts out all the fights, pulled his Sunfire out of the ditch and might be doing a BBing show in two months if he can find the time. The other girls at the table ( I love my girlfriend but her friends are thicker then pigshit i swear to God) are nodding and agreeing saying, everybody respects this fat cunt, his discipline in the gym, blah blah blah...ad naseum. They continue bleating while i stare forlornly into my diet coke wishing i was home infront of my PS 2 (its my day off) or asleep...one of my favorite pasttimes...
WELLLLLLL...several days later,I run into this girl in the gym and she points out her herculean man: I'm looking for a mountain of muscle deadlifting the back end of a Dodge Ram and all I can see is this fat, unhealty looking, sallow skinned blob with flesh hanging off his face in folds, a distended belly handing down over his crotch and back fat like two condor wings leaving a huge amount of sweat over every goddamn surface in a 5 meter proximity.
First off, it's the first time i've ever seen him in the place and i'm like a permanent piece of furniture there).
HE'S A FAT BASTARD!!!!!
maybe 5foot 10, and a good 350 pounds of fat. While i watch, the guy is struggling to incline press 50 pound dumbells. He goes on to max out on the barbell bench at 160 pounds for 2 reps!!!
If this pregnant baboon bellied cunt is doing a show, i would drink a pint of my own diarrhea!
I couldn't believe it, the way they were going on about this guy...i said a few words of greeting to him, he could barely talk as his lungs were sucking in gasps of air as he bent over the bench to help support the tons of cellulite hanging from his skeleton.
I have more muscle in my left nut then this guy did in his entire body, i felt like smacking this stupid girl.
The only thing that demanded respect about this guy was being careful to not be under him when his overworked legs gave out and he toppled over.
Unbelievable man, just couldn't believe it: just admit that your boyfriend is a fat cunt, that's what i should have told her.
Thug0
