omg... what is going on here??!??

[Elite_Fry]

last night when i was getting changed i noticed this red scar on my left shoulder, its about 6cm long. you know the look of when a bike rides along a dirt road, the tire marks? its that kind of look

well first i thought it looked real cool and wondered where it came from, but then i looked at my right shoulder, and it HAD THE SAME THING, i aint shitting you, i got the exact thing on my right shoulder

well this just freaked the shit out of me, becos at the time i noticed this, i was watching this tv special about ghosts and the most terrifying ghost captures ever, and with all that scary movie, i was freaked to the shits!

so there i was in bed, watching this special about ghosts and all of a sudden my ceiling fan in my bedroom turned on by itself. it just turned on all by itself, and this is scared the absolute fuck out of me and i had to change the channel to jerry springer.

oh man, it was one of the most fucked up nights ive ever had

but any ideas what the hell this is on my shoulders?

 

[pauly]

is your asshole torn apart? Ghosts like to sodomize their victims and use their shoulders for better grip. If you had em on both shoulders, i'd bet my bank roll that's what happened.

 

[1911]

The only scary thing is that you tuned into Springer.

 

[TxCollegeguy]

sounds like your first stretch marks...I seriously hope this was just a joke that I didn't get...

 

[rnch]

do you shave there? sounds like razor burn.

 

[Freak Show]

Did you squat, hack squat, or do standing calf raises within the past day or so? could be from that.

 

[Latimer]

Did you squat, hack squat, or do standing calf raises within the past day or so? could be from that.

It's either that or stretch marks. Seeing how there is one on both shoulders, I'd say it's the equipment. My shoulders always get tore up from the standing calf raises.

 

[Elite_Fry]

yeee
i did standing calf rises earlier that day
so must be that
thanks for all your help

 

[nikolai_bolkov]

There's still the fan, though...

 

[Elite_Fry]

yeh that was just fking weird