OMG pwned yet again. This time by myself...

[alien amp pharm]

I swear I'm not making this stuff up either:

Last night I go over to this new girl's apt. (the one I got cock-blocked from last week). We hung out and watched Lost. Kissing turned into her being on top of me. She wanted me to spend the night, hint hint.

So it's automatic, right? Heck no. My stomach was severly tore up all day yesterday and I had 'the runs' bad. There was no way anything good would've came from it had I stayed. Why does this happen to me?!

Redemption is right around the corner though, I called her when I got home and she's planning on spending the night at my place tonight. My stomach is still tore up but I don't care.....I'll turn this into a scat session if I have to!

 

[tuc biscuit]

lol, your name is Barry Von Poopenmeir

 

[jerkbox]

nice!


make sure you line the bed with plastic.....if she asks why, just say it's a suprise

 

[SoreArms]

stuff a tampon up your ass, that way anything that accidentally escapes will be absorbed.

 

[jerseyart]

LOL

Head to the pharmacy man and get yourself something

 

[powerslave]

Make sure you take your Depends off before she comes over.

 

[alien amp pharm]

http://www.pifiu.com/upload/uploads/112004/aapbedroom.jpg

 

[AAP]

but I don't care.....I'll turn this into a scat session if I have to!

LMAO!

 

[Lestat]

good luck with it man. Post a pic of her if you can.

 

[alien amp pharm]

good luck with it man. Post a pic of her if you can.

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[GoldenDelicious]

lol, dont cross any streets, bor

 

[Carmen]

good luck alien. go get yo'self some pepto pronto.

peptopronto.
lol

 

[jh1]

LMAO...

You dumb ass...

Ever heard of Immodium AD?

Anybody that has ever done coke, knows to keep it around...

 

[Carmen]

LMAO...

You dumb ass...

Ever heard of Immodium AD?

Anybody that has ever done coke, knows to keep it around...

you ever see trainspotting? there's a scene in that movie alien should see. and you.
ok, i'll explain it here.
the guy is a heroine addict. he spends the night at his gf's house and wakes up COVERED in shit.
he cleans himself up and takes the sheets off the bed and goes out to wear she is having breakfast with her mom and dad.
he asks her mom where the washing machine is, because he'd like to clean the sheets he used before he leaves.
she says "oh, don't bother, i'll do it." and tries to take them from him (he has them in a tight little ball in his hands).
he says "NO!!!! let me do them!!!"
she tries to take them and they are pulling back and forth on the sheets, when she lets go...
and shit goes FLYING across everyone's face, food, the walls, ceiling, etc.
it was a grim movie, but that scene was hysterical.

 

[chewyxrage]

you ever see trainspotting? there's a scene in that movie alien should see. and you.
ok, i'll explain it here.
the guy is a heroine addict. he spends the night at his gf's house and wakes up COVERED in shit.
he cleans himself up and takes the sheets off the bed and goes out to wear she is having breakfast with her mom and dad.
he asks her mom where the washing machine is, because he'd like to clean the sheets he used before he leaves.
she says "oh, don't bother, i'll do it." and tries to take them from him (he has them in a tight little ball in his hands).
he says "NO!!!! let me do them!!!"
she tries to take them and they are pulling back and forth on the sheets, when she lets go...
and shit goes FLYING across everyone's face, food, the walls, ceiling, etc.
it was a grim movie, but that scene was hysterical.

rofl that scene is classic and probably one of the nastiest things I've seen.

 

[SoreArms]

rofl that scene is classic and probably one of the nastiest things I've seen.

no you are

 

[Carmen]

rofl that scene is classic and probably one of the nastiest things I've seen.

LOL...
worse than the nasty toilet bowl scene?
you remember which one i'm talking about?

 

[sawastea]

Check out AAP's profile. Those are some classic links

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

In that Trainspotting scene, the family is eating pork and beans for breakfast.

 

[Carmen]

In that Trainspotting scene, the family is eating pork and beans for breakfast.

they are scotish. so they are wierd.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Ok, just got back from the pharmacy.

Got some Immodium AD, Astroglide, and Ultra smal.....Uh I mean Ultra thin condoms.

I'm all set. All I need now is a warm hole to poke.

 

[*MissFit*]

I think u get more bored at work than me.. u dunt wanna see my stories

 

[chewyxrage]

LOL...
worse than the nasty toilet bowl scene?
you remember which one i'm talking about?

Yea after he shits out those methadone pills (or whatever drug it was) and he goes in after them.....

the part where he is in convulsing in withdrawals and see the dead baby crawling across the ceiling and the baby's head pulls an exorcist is pretty creepy too

 

[Carmen]

Yea after he shits out those methadone pills (or whatever drug it was) and he goes in after them.....

the part where he is in convulsing in withdrawals and see the dead baby crawling across the ceiling and the baby's head pulls an exorcist is pretty creepy too

i bet everyone is just RUNNING out to see this movie now.
lol
it is actually one of my favorites.

 

[slickdadd]

lol @ you. That's so sad

 

[crew9]

stuff a tampon up your ass, that way anything that accidentally escapes will be absorbed.

I have a feeling with his luck he'd end up shooting a shit covered tampon rocket across the room and knock the bitch out

 

[Lumberg]

I'm just posting because I want to be subscribed to this thread.

Curious to see how aap manages to screw this one up.