Old Wodin joke + good karma thread 12-07-01

[studly1]

I asked Wodin what the difference between an oral thermometer and an anal thermometer.. Wodin said the taste:

 

[The Shadow]

I asked Wodin what the difference between an oral thermometer and an anal thermometer.. Wodin said the taste:

Wodin so old, he....he....fuck - I can't think of an analogy. That IS old!!

 

[Stryc-9]

Now the question before us is:

Was this answer based on experience - or unsubstantiated heresay?

 

[jeep310]

old joke! booooo booooo.


try this old classic:

what's the definition of bad acne?

 

[spentagn]

Look what I found in the archives:

Originally posted by Wodin
Deep deep click thong deep dip snap doop dop doop fwit. Bwahahahahaahahah

That was apparently a flame of Jesus, when he first became a member. It's written in sanskrit, but the original text implies that Wodin was the original nomad, and no Son-of-God-come-lately was gonna steel his fame. If you go to the last page of the thread, Jesus apparently WAS the son of God, ascended to heaven, and left Wodin to wander the boards for eternity. Wodin's board buddy at the time, Dante, found this eternal, pointless wandering rather inspiring.

 

[The Shadow]

Look what I found in the archives:



That was apparently a flame of Jesus, when he first became a member. It's written in sanskrit, but the original text implies that Wodin was the original nomad, and no Son-of-God-come-lately was gonna steel his fame. If you go to the last page of the thread, Jesus apparently WAS the son of God, ascended to heaven, and left Wodin to wander the boards for eternity. Wodin's board buddy at the time, Dante, found this eternal, pointless wandering rather inspiring.

LOL!!!

The Divine Comedy was a non-fiction work...the forward was written by Milton.

 

[jeep310]

Waking up in the park with a blind man reading your face.

 

[WODIN]

You rejected cast members from the tellitubbies should really find a better way to spend your time rather than trying to play on my field at my level. I am totally convinced that you are all decents of white-blind-melvin and jerk off to while watching midget bearded lady porn. Stop drinking each others cum gargle and before you slide any further down the gimp chain.

 

[kuda75]

bump for good karma

 

[studly1]

You rejected cast members from the tellitubbies should really find a better way to spend your time rather than trying to play on my field at my level. I am totally convinced that you are all decents of white-blind-melvin and jerk off to while watching midget bearded lady porn. Stop drinking each others cum gargle and before you slide any further down the gimp chain.

Man, talk about criing in your peed on Cheerios.. Ur bloody coochie string is hanging out so far.. once you wrapped it around the earth(which metrically is the size of your ego) u would still have enough left over to not only to floss, but blind fold all the people in San Fran and China...~!!!

 

[WODIN]

Pimp slapping is just too good a thing for an semen encrusted santa fart like yourself. The next time I do your momma raw I will make sure to get some plug string for you. Then you will know that I not only own your sorry machine pile driven ass I rent it out to gimpy cum wads like cornholio on weekends.

 

[The Shadow]

Pimp slapping is just too good a thing for an semen encrusted santa fart like yourself. The next time I do your momma raw I will make sure to get some plug string for you. Then you will know that I not only own your sorry machine pile driven ass I rent it out to gimpy cum wads like cornholio on weekends.

Well - someone is certainly bitchy that 3-2-1 CONTACT!! was pre-emptied this morning.

 

[TN MuscleBear]

The taste.....

Smack me like the karma whore I am!...

 

[WODIN]

Well - someone is certainly bitchy that 3-2-1 CONTACT!! was pre-emptied this morning.

Just practicing. LOL!!!

 

[studly1]

Pimp slapping is just too good a thing for an semen encrusted santa fart like yourself. The next time I do your momma raw I will make sure to get some plug string for you. Then you will know that I not only own your sorry machine pile driven ass I rent it out to gimpy cum wads like cornholio on weekends.

Pimp slapping: shaw right..

the only plug string Im gonna get from you is the the hair club for fairy men implanted pubbie yarn, that I rip from ur 3000 year old wrinlked elephant bald dome..as u lay in medicated induced phantasy la-la land from whacking the roach sized scrotum against u dash board after mistakenly recieving the cuties numbers u recieved last night, to the closest retarded and closet homosexual vet shelter!!!!

 

[daised]

can i have some karma? please....

 

[WODIN]

Please go back to the sisco look alike contest circut and tell them that you have been used for a yogurt dart board. This will explain all of that splooge you keep around your ears and chin. It would be better for you if you did it now and cleaned the encrusted semen from your gum line, found a better outfit to go with your purple Hello Kitty lunc pale and stopped trying to hang in this arena.

 

[Virtual Acid]

.......

MmM i'll hit everyone i can with some nice green stuff....

 

[studly1]

Please go back to the sisco look alike contest circut and tell them that you have been used for a yogurt dart board. This will explain all of that splooge you keep around your ears and chin. It would be better for you if you did it now and cleaned the encrusted semen from your gum line, found a better outfit to go with your purple Hello Kitty lunc pale and stopped trying to hang in this arena.

sheeat whigga:yo imbred ass is so fo down on da gimp evolutionary ladder, that even the gimp from Pulp Fiction says that calling you a bitch is an insult to the proffession. YO!

Now YO!! Listen up now, if you want some karma-ya best shud the Fuk up, bend over and get ready cause Im gonna start fukin...

oh yeah!!! Slap, slap, yeah u like dat dont ya.. because your nasty like dat.!!!

sidebar: man corn and havoc really do have da small penis

 

[WODIN]

Studly1 you make Hammer Time look cool.

 

[MuSuLPhReAk]

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