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Old Men and The Locker Room.

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Bull69

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WTF is the deal with all the naked old men in the locker room.. Does anyone else have all these old men standing around chatting completely naked in the locker room at their gym.. These guys stand around for ever just chatting it up, reading a paper, or air drying completely naked. They seem to think this is a perfect time to start a conversation with you.. It is not that they are gay, but they seem to have absolutely no modesty at all. THe one that I really can not stand will actually hike his leg up on the counter and dry hiss ass and balls with the fucking hair dryer. Where did these old guys come from?
 
they are at my gym too - it seems everyone 30 and under wears the towels, and all the others will watch tv, have conversations, etc all just totally naked. hairy, fat, and gross.
I try not to spend too much time in there.

it pissed me off, there was a fat wet guy watching the cnn moneywatch there on a chair - naked (well, he had on flip flops) - and I was just thinking - WTF, we have to sit there too.

must be men of a different era have the urge to air out. or maybe at some point you just stop giving a shit about anything
 
I think every young guy at the gym sees this horseshit.

I remember when I was like 10 or 11 and I was taking lessons at the YMCA to learn how to swim. I turn around and some old man was skittering across the pool area toward the sauna butt naked. I guess he forgot he was naked. All the girls started giggling and the instructer just shook her head.

As you can see, I'm still scarred.
 
Bull69 said:
THe one that I really can not stand will actually hike his leg up on the counter and dry hiss ass and balls with the fucking hair dryer.
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::forming mental picture::

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!

Come on, you have GOT to be kidding me.

I remember one old man back at the Y on Clairmont in Atlanta, he would ALWAYS walk into the sauna and steamroom wearing nothing but cowboy boots. Seems he had a self esteem problem about his height. Which even with cowboy boots on, he barely made it to 5'2"
 
Not fucking kidding at all!!!!! It is fucking disgusting.... Another old guy likes to use the same counter to do his hamstring stretches buck naked. I honestly believe these old guys are from a different fucking planet...
 
Trust me....they all do it. Old men love to roam naked. Those nude colonies consist completely of wrinkly old couples who love this shit.
 
Don't you guys have homes? Jeez... shower in your own bathroom. That locker room is nasty shit.
 
HappyScrappy said:
"...at some point you just stop giving a shit about anything"
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LOL - Since I'm "over 30" I'm qualified to respond. You are partially correct. "Anything" is a stretch but I really don't give a shit what people think.

Disclaimer: I have enough social skills to not "hang-out (pun intended) naked" in a public environment and I'm far from "old and wrinkly." heh heh

Later,
 
1911 said:


LOL - Since I'm "over 30" I'm qualified to respond. You are partially correct. "Anything" is a stretch but I really don't give a shit what people think.

Disclaimer: I have enough social skills to not "hang-out (pun intended) naked" in a public environment and I'm far from "old and wrinkly." heh heh

Later,
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LOL - I don't consider over 30 old - was just pointing out the age group that seemed to fit what I saw
 
Women do this too!! Ask Pink about the old ladies at her gym!! I'm sorry, I will never roam around naked at an old age at a gym. I'll save that for the strip club!! Tee hee hee!!
 
I'll have to second LilLady and say that I've seen some pretty ugly sights in the locker room. I don't shower there as I work out after work and much prefer my own shower at home. Not a pretty picture to see some old woman, big gut, tits down to her toes, standing in front of a mirror fixing her hair....

Kate
 
its very common at my gym,i hate showering there but its convenient and ive gotten use to it and keep my head down

the one thing that went to far was in the steam room one older guy was slapping his dick up and down bouncing it off his gut while trying to talk to me i just left in disgust
 
This is EXACLTY why I look straight down at the floor the whole time I am in the locker room!!!!! FUckers dryin their balls with a hair dryer!!!!!!
 
Bull69 said:
THe one that I really can not stand will actually hike his leg up on the counter and dry hiss ass and balls with the fucking hair dryer. Where did these old guys come from?
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Please no more details.....these are things I do not want to know about ...:xeye:

LOL...Lillady and Raina tell no lies. Old ladies are pathetic....especially after they are done working out and are feeling really confident about themselves. The worst is when they strike up a conversation with you and begin to tell you sorted details from back in the days.....

I will usually withstand the sweaty ride home, where I can shower alone...lol
 
i never shower in my usual gym...my old gym had cubicles but shit, these guiys will actually put one foot up on the changing room bench stick a towel in their ass crack and start moving ot back and forth while talking to the person next to them. fucked up shit, teachers at my old school supposedly did that a lot

the one thing u NEVER do is dry you weiner and speak to another man. ever
 
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toga22 said:



Please no more details.....these are things I do not want to know about ...:xeye:

LOL...Lillady and Raina tell no lies. Old ladies are pathetic....especially after they are done working out and are feeling really confident about themselves. The worst is when they strike up a conversation with you and begin to tell you sorted details from back in the days.....

I will usually withstand the sweaty ride home, where I can shower alone...lol
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I have the solution for you and Raina and the other fine ladies of the board. I suggest I go in the locker with you ladies and make love to you the whole time and you won't notice the old wrinkled women.


Wow, problem solved. Damn, I'm a genius.:D
 
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fistfullofsteel said:



I have the solution for you and Raina and the other fine ladies of the board. I suggest I go in the locker with you ladies and make love to you the whole time and you won't notice the old wrinkled women.


Wow, problem solved. Damn, I'm a genius.:D
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Fistfull's you are so brave....you would really protect us ladies like that? Wouldn't you be scared of the things we could do to you...:angel:
 
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toga22 said:



Fistfull's you are so brave....you would really protect us ladies like that? Wouldn't you be scared of the things we could do to you...:angel:
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At first I might be, but what doesn't kill me; makes me stronger. Unless you wind up killing me. In that case it would be a shame because the world would be stricken with grief to have one less pretty face on earth.:D
 
Very strange. I have wondered about this myself and I finally came up with this answer, seriously: the towels don't fit around them.

Of course there are exceptions:


BELLINIGRAVE.GIF
 
musclebrains said:
Very strange. I have wondered about this myself and I finally came up with this answer, seriously: the towels don't fit around them.

Of course there are exceptions:


BELLINIGRAVE.GIF
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Nice red "x" musclebutt.
 
the funniest thing is they put on their socks or shirt first, and pants last. from what i've been told is that they don't care. i'm like you guys, i just look at the floor. the only time i go there is to take a wiz.

fist, if you go into that locker room you might have some of them elderly ladies wanted some of your man love. roflmao.
 
Maybe its the only place they can see some hot goods in person. They probably get sick of films and gadgets, but still, have some self-respect.
 
Maybe men get used to being naked together from their military days.

That's how it was in boot camp...you lose modesty after awhile, eating, showering together. And I'm exceptionally shy.

Maybe.
 
RyanH said:


LOL....great response........I don't know, after being around nude men for so many years, you kinda get accustomed to it.......
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I'll never get completely used to it (I should say, I'll never be numb to the sight of a nude woman, even after my Navy days). Women are all so different, always something new to see...

...and sometimes, motivation to work out harder!
 
...and sometimes, motivation to work out harder!

SC, that's soo true. i see these beautifull women walking around showin off their great bodies and some that don't but still look good, and all i want to do is try harder, or is that get harder, lol, both i guess. :)
 
musclebrains said:
Come on. It's the sight of the future that people can't stand in seeing the old and naked.
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Aha! The crux of the matter!

It's coming - better get some quality friends and lovers now, cuz one day....
 
RyanH said:
My question is whether younger women have a problem with older women glaring in locker rooms?
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Women are so much less obvious than men. Plus, my theory is that women aren't so much turned on visually but more tuned in to the other senses.

I was in a 'ladies' spa once, and it was mostly gay girls. We sat together in the bubble tub/jacuzzi thingy completely nude for almost an hour. I was the most different, so I got the most 'on-the-sly' stares.

But it wasn't 'ogling'. It was more out of curiousity about someone who looks different. I imagine it would have made me uncomfortable only if they were staring because I was unattractive.

Funny how men and women are so different. You'll never see women just running around naked in the locker room. There is always one though, and usually she's the 'weird' one.
 
I would think the most looks are cast in the women's locker room since they are always comparing themselves to each other anyway. Every time I go out with my friends, the girls will rip apart any beautiful woman trying to point out her flaws, etc. I think women are more jealous about being upstaged than men are.

not many guys are into that.
 
strongchick said:


at least not on the surface ;)
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You'd like to think that...but it's untrue. Guys don't give a fuck. We're to busy checking out the asses n tits on girls. Basically, everyone's looking at the ladies!
 
Bull69 said:
WTF is the deal with all the naked old men in the locker room.. Does anyone else have all these old men standing around chatting completely naked in the locker room at their gym.. These guys stand around for ever just chatting it up, reading a paper, or air drying completely naked. They seem to think this is a perfect time to start a conversation with you.. It is not that they are gay, but they seem to have absolutely no modesty at all. THe one that I really can not stand will actually hike his leg up on the counter and dry hiss ass and balls with the fucking hair dryer. Where did these old guys come from?
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This situation sounds all too familiar were I lift.
 
68GT350 said:


You'd like to think that...but it's untrue. Guys don't give a fuck. We're to busy checking out the asses n tits on girls. Basically, everyone's looking at the ladies!
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Not to be argumentative, but...why do men have a hard time admitting that they compete with each other for attention?
 
I don't think it is that as much as competition for the title of Biggest Badass. Who cares if you are in the running for Pimp Daddy of the Year.... Anyway, I gave that up bc I honestly don't fucking care anymore -

One man's roof is another man's floor - in other words there will always be someone bigger, stronger.

Many guys at the gym are fixated on who is top dog. Fucking who cares anyway???? I don't. I am there for my self, no one else.
 
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CANT SAY THAT I WOULD DO THAT STUFF BUT IF IT WERE YOUNG, GAY GUYS WHO LOOKED HALFWAY DECENT WALKING AROUND NAKED IN YOUR LOCKER ROOM WOULD YOU BE COMPLAINING???

ITS THE LOCKER ROOM MAN. PEOPLE DO THAT KIND OF SHIT IN THERE. THATS WHY I STAY OUT OF IT.


KAYNE
 
strongchick said:


Not to be argumentative, but...why do men have a hard time admitting that they compete with each other for attention?
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I wouldn't have a hard time. I simply have no time comparing when I'm so busy oogling girls. Why would I bother looking at guys?
 
68GT350 said:


I wouldn't have a hard time. I simply have no time comparing when I'm so busy oogling girls. Why would I bother looking at guys?
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usually the shit happens by accedent,,,u go wash your hands or whatever before you leave and some old guy is standing there drying his manhood with a tiny towel
 
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