I hope Puc gets a long metal rod shoved up his arse in a thunder storm and then lightning strikes it and cooks only his spleen so that he is still alive. Then, I hope that he gets stranded in the middle of no where due to getting lost in the confusion of the storm and ends up having to eat his spleen, rectum, and penis so as to survive. Then, I hope a family of rabid homosexual yokels has their way with him for 365 days srtaight, such that he is regularly sodomized - three times a day right after breakfast, lunch and dinner. Finally, I hope he is let go and wanders the country-side until he stumbles upon a traveling freak show and is forced to spend the rest of his days sexually pleasing a 800lb bearded, albino woman.