Oh shit I just got beeped. The neighbor needs help.

[biteme]

She wants me to help her get something undone on her pool. She knows I'm here. I can't avoid her. This is gonna be interesting.

 

[seizer]

good luck

 

[bran987]

you're a pool guy? they get laid.

 

[GrandMaster]

cheepers batman!!!

 

[biteme]

Whew!!!!!!! Wipe my eyebrow. She's lost weight and is very fuckable and I'm quite horny. She wants me to come over tomorrow. Yall have to help me stay strong. It would be a big mistake.

 

[killerwales]

Whew!!!!!!! Wipe my eyebrow. She's lost weight and is very fuckable and I'm quite horny. She wants me to come over tomorrow. Yall have to help me stay strong. It would be a big mistake.

why??????

 

[biteme]

why??????

She's my age. If I bang her, she's gonna want to have a relationship. She knows it and I know it. She wants to fuck as bad as I do, but I believe she knows it would be a mistake. Amazing the difference a tan and 15 lb weight loss makes.

 

[BUBBLES]

Throw her in the pool and pretend to rescue her. Make sure the pool is filled with water first.

 

[killerwales]

She's my age. If I bang her, she's gonna want to have a relationship. She knows it and I know it. She wants to fuck as bad as I do, but I believe she knows it would be a mistake. Amazing the difference a tan and 15 lb weight loss makes.

well if she wants to fuck that bad she'll accept that you aint tryin to date the bitch. remember the three f's find em, fuck em, forget em. if that dont work stick it in her ass and when your done tell her you wanna do it again. i guarantee she wont want nothin to do with you later

 

[Cutiebaby]

killerwhales, LMAO