Oh honey, only four inches?

[Hannibal]

You'll feel me...

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

You'll feel me...

nah sorry

 

[Hannibal]

....he's been licking his asshole for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention and I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge, is either gone for good... or there to stay.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

....he's been licking his asshole for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention and I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge, is either gone for good... or there to stay.

sorry, I'm fucking lost here.

 

[Hannibal]

A woman's face never looks more beautiful, than when it is distended in pain. Witness the beauty of childbirth

 

[sigweed]

wtf

 

[Hannibal]

Suck my dick, every one of you bastards...

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

Suck my dick, every one of you bastards...

just try and make sense,then you'll be fine.

 

[Hannibal]

just try and make sense,then you'll be fine.

Chefs do that...

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

Chefs do that...

as do the sounds of yer ass.

 

[Hannibal]

as do the sounds of yer ass.

I don't smoke, I don't drink and I don't swear. Oh shit! I DO smoke and drink!

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

blopfffffkt

 

[SAGAT]

which movie is it? i give up

 

[KnoXville]

Charline "Charly" Elizabeth Baltimore: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Mitch Henessey: I hope not, 'cause I'm thinking how much my balls hurt.

[Samantha notices the gun in Mitch's pocket] Samantha Caine: It makes a bulge, people can see!
Mitch Henessey: Do ya want me to stick it in my pants and shoot my damn dick off? Samantha Caine: Now you're a sharpshooter?

 

[KnoXville]

 

[Fleshcrawl]

lol@thread

 

[Testosterone boy]

worst thread ever

 

[Hannibal]

Yes, I'm a Mormon. That's why I just smoked a packet of Newports and drank three vodka tonics.


Nice Work Knoxville...I wondered how long it would take.

 

[PolishHammer1977]

That's why I just smoked a packet of Newports

Where do you live using the word "packet"?

 

[naturally anabolic]

Let's not and say we did. We're going to do the torture thing

 

[MikeyG]

what the hell is this thread about?

 

[TheProject]

Yessa Miss Daisy, I be honkin'.

 

[KnoXville]

Mitch : We jumped out of a building!
Nathan: Yes, it was very exciting. Tomorrow we go to the zoo.




Mitch: The last time I got blown, candy bars cost a nickel.