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Freak Show
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One of the best spoofs ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH HELL YEAH!! Airplane is on Comedy Central!
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HappyScrappy
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I picked the wrong day to quit sniffin glue
and stop calling me shirley
and stop calling me shirley
Freak Show
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excuse me stewardess, i speak jive.
Just hang loose, blood. mama gonna be back on the rebound with the medicide!
Just hang loose, blood. mama gonna be back on the rebound with the medicide!
HappyScrappy
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he says he'll have the fish
HappyScrappy
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Joey... you ever seen a grown man naked?
Joey... you ever spend time in a Turkish prison?
Joey... you ever spend time in a Turkish prison?
Freak Show
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HA!!!! its on again! WOO HOO!
We have clearance, Clarence.
Roger, Roger.
What's our vector, Victor?
We have clearance, Clarence.
Roger, Roger.
What's our vector, Victor?
the nature boy
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"You know what they say.....See a broad and get that booty yackum, leg em down and smack em yack um! Ko gotta to be.... sheeeeet."
"What do you make of this?"
"It's a hat, or a broach, or a teradactyl,,,"
"What do you make of this?"
"It's a hat, or a broach, or a teradactyl,,,"
HappyScrappy
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"the hospital - what is it?"
"well, its a big building, lots of rooms and windows, take sick people there... but that's not important right now."
and at the beginning when the male/female recorded messages at the drop off road are fighting ...
"well, its a big building, lots of rooms and windows, take sick people there... but that's not important right now."
and at the beginning when the male/female recorded messages at the drop off road are fighting ...
the nature boy
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Love the part when Kareem is going off on that kid.
"My dad says you don't run up and down the court......"
"My dad says you don't run up and down the court......"
Big Brother Val
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Captain Clarence Ovuer:
"You ever seen a grown man naked?"
"Do you like to hang around the gymnasium?"
"Do you like movies about gladiatiors?"
"Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"
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Doctor: "What did we have for dinner tonight?"
Elaine: "Well... we had a choice... steak or fish."
Doctor: "Yes... I remember... I had lasagna."
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Striker: "Our orders came through. We ship out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Dakeri at 0800.... we're coming in from the north, below they're radar.
Elaine: "When will you be back?"
Striker: "I can't tell you that.... it's classified."
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Sriker: "Because of me, 6 men didn't return from that mission."
Elaine: "Seven. Lt. Zip died this morning."
Sriker spit out drink.
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Robert Stack: "Do you know what it's like to fall down in the mud, and get kicked in the head with an IRON BOOT!?............... Of course you don't... no one does... it never happens... stupid question... sorry, Ted... skip that."
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Striker: "It's a totally different kind of flying.... altogether."
Doctor and Stuardess in unision: "It's a totally different kind of flying."
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Jive dude 1: "Bet, babe... slide a piece of the porter... drink side run the java."
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Sriker: "The cockpit...... what is it?
Stuardess: "It's the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit... but that's not important right now."
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McCrosky: "Ted Sriker has more guts in his little finger than most of us have in our large intestine... INCLUDING THE COLON!"
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Classic movie. One of my all time favorites.
"You ever seen a grown man naked?"
"Do you like to hang around the gymnasium?"
"Do you like movies about gladiatiors?"
"Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"
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Doctor: "What did we have for dinner tonight?"
Elaine: "Well... we had a choice... steak or fish."
Doctor: "Yes... I remember... I had lasagna."
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Striker: "Our orders came through. We ship out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Dakeri at 0800.... we're coming in from the north, below they're radar.
Elaine: "When will you be back?"
Striker: "I can't tell you that.... it's classified."
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Sriker: "Because of me, 6 men didn't return from that mission."
Elaine: "Seven. Lt. Zip died this morning."
Sriker spit out drink.
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Robert Stack: "Do you know what it's like to fall down in the mud, and get kicked in the head with an IRON BOOT!?............... Of course you don't... no one does... it never happens... stupid question... sorry, Ted... skip that."
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Striker: "It's a totally different kind of flying.... altogether."
Doctor and Stuardess in unision: "It's a totally different kind of flying."
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Jive dude 1: "Bet, babe... slide a piece of the porter... drink side run the java."
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Sriker: "The cockpit...... what is it?
Stuardess: "It's the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit... but that's not important right now."
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McCrosky: "Ted Sriker has more guts in his little finger than most of us have in our large intestine... INCLUDING THE COLON!"
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Classic movie. One of my all time favorites.
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