Oh Canada!

[CipherLock]

I stand on guard for thee.

 

[onerepmaximum]

damn snowbacks.

 

[jerkbox]

Blame Canada!

 

[CipherLock]

damn snowbacks.

Remove those derogatory words at once nancy boy.

 

[Y_lifter]

Canada

America's Winter Wonderland..

 

[onerepmaximum]

Remove those derogatory words at once nancy boy.

Oh, this is the flame Cipherlock thread. Oh well it is now, bitch.

 

[CipherLock]

All you southerners are just jealous.

 

[ZKaudio]

stand on guard for canada... ey?

 

[onerepmaximum]

Don't be talking no shit if you ever want to see your speed boat alive again. Besides I'm not a southerner, I'm a temporary transplant.

 

[onerepmaximum]

Focker, you made me miss my 1984th post. I was going to use it to pay homage to a great Van Halen album. One more reason to hate Canadians. Seashell is the only thing saving your punk ass.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.

With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!

From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

Hey.
I'm not a lumberjack,
or a fur trader...
and I don't live in an igloo
or eat blubber, or own a dogsled...
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really, really nice.

I have a Prime Minister,
not a President.
I speak English and French,
NOT American.
and I pronouce it ABOUT,
NOT A BOOT.

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, NOT policing.
DIVERSITY, NOT assimilation,
AND THAT THE BEAVER IS A TRULY PROUD AND NOBLE ANIMAL.
A TOQUE IS A HAT,
A CHESTERFIELD IS A COUCH,
AND IT IS PRONOUCED 'ZED' NOT 'ZEE', 'ZED'!

CANADA IS THE SECOND LARGEST LANDMASS!
THE FIRST NATION OF HOCKEY!
AND THE BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA!

MY NAME IS DAYNA!
AND I AM CANADIAN!

 

[onerepmaximum]

All you southerners are just jealous.

Ok bitch as ho, I take it back. Dayna is another one of your saving graces.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Ok bitch as ho, I take it back. Dayna is another one of your saving graces.

Thank you

 

[onerepmaximum]

Thank you

Anything else I can do, let me know.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Tell me what "Elite Society of Bors" and how one gets to be in this society?

 

[rjl296]

Tell me what "Elite Society of Bors" and how one gets to be in this society?

fellatio

 

[Seashell]

Focker, you made me miss my 1984th post. I was going to use it to pay homage to a great Van Halen album. One more reason to hate Canadians. Seashell is the only thing saving your punk ass.

 

[PoyeBoy]

fellatio

dad?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

fellatio

Seashell is this true?

 

[CipherLock]

fellatio

So that is how he got in.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

So that is how he got in.

 

[onerepmaximum]

Tell me what "Elite Society of Bors" and how one gets to be in this society?

I'm pretty sure that just being sexy is enough to assure your approval.

 

[onerepmaximum]

I'm going to need to be alone for 2-3 minutes now.

 

[Yarg!]

canada rocks, nuff said.

 

[The_Ghost]

canada rocks, nuff said.

Yes it does!!!

 

[The_Ghost]

Tell me what "Elite Society of Bors" and how one gets to be in this society?

This would involve a long meeting with you, me and Seashell.

and you must bring the following items with you:

50 packets of Jello
5 cans of whip cream
4 baskets of strawberries
2 tins of cherries

Make sure to free your calendar up for say...... 2 or 3 days

 

[superqt4u2nv]

This would involve a long meeting with you, me and Seashell.

and you must bring the following items with you:

50 packets of Jello
5 cans of whip cream
4 baskets of strawberries
2 tins of cherries

Make sure to free your calendar up for say...... 2 or 3 days

Only 2 or 3 day I could go a good week!
No tins of cheeries I prefer them fresh

 

[onerepmaximum]

Only 2 or 3 day I could go a good week!
No tins of cheeries I prefer them fresh

Did he mention that I'm his tag-team partner?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Did he mention that I'm his tag-team partner?

Tag team sounds interesting

 

[The_Ghost]

Only 2 or 3 day I could go a good week!
No tins of cheeries I prefer them fresh

With that attitude you are off to a good start

 

[The_Ghost]

Tag team sounds interesting

With this attitude a even BETTER start

 

[Seashell]

What the.... listen to all the pervs in here! LOL

I turn my back for 5 minutes and everything gets all kinky, I'm gonna have to keep an eye on you 3...

 

[XBiker]

DOOOOOMED!

Sorry, wrong thread...

 

[The_Ghost]

What the.... listen to all the pervs in here! LOL

I turn my back for 5 minutes and everything gets all kinky, I'm gonna have to keep an eye on you 3...

I can't help it, I tried to be good today but it didn't take!

 

[onerepmaximum]

What the.... listen to all the pervs in here! LOL

I turn my back for 5 minutes and everything gets all kinky, I'm gonna have to keep an eye on you 3...

Don't worry, you're invited.

 

[jerkbox]

bigdawg bor....i think you seriously need to get laid in a bad way....

 

[The_Ghost]

bigdawg bor....i think you seriously need to get laid in a bad way....

Now that is understating the obvious LOL

 

[superqt4u2nv]

What the.... listen to all the pervs in here! LOL

I turn my back for 5 minutes and everything gets all kinky, I'm gonna have to keep an eye on you 3...

I didn't do a thing I swear!!!

 

[onerepmaximum]

I didn't do a thing I swear!!!

You forgot the "yet" in that statement.

 

[canadianhitman]

What the.... listen to all the pervs in here! LOL

I turn my back for 5 minutes and everything gets all kinky, I'm gonna have to keep an eye on you 3...

Only an eye? Don't be a voyeur...jump in and PARTICIPATE!

 

[onerepmaximum]

Only an eye? Don't be a voyeur...jump in and PARTICIPATE!

She has to get warmed up.

 

[jnuts]

THE FIRST NATION OF HOCKEY!

Don Cherry rules.