Official Joke Thread

[TheGreatSatan]

I'll start.

Q: What do you call an Amish man with his hand up a horse's ass?






A: A Mechanic!

 

[presguy]

a lady standing in front of the mirror: im fat and ugly and old and gross. why dont you give me a compliment to make me feel better?

husband: your eyesight is still good.

 

[crimson coal]

A little skinny guy walks into a bar and slips on a pile of shit. A big ass biker then walks in and proceeds to slip on the same pile of shit. The little guys looks up and says "Hey..I just did that!" so the big assed guy walks over and punches him in the face.

Get it?!