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Anyone watch Office television show? I have been getting into it lately and I think it is a riot. Hence the reason I have adjusted my profile. Opinions?
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MichaelScott
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yeah the early episodes are the ones that get u hooked, u have to get invested in it, the new episodes arent that funny compared to the early ones but it still cracks me up
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I don't like it so much I change my e persona for it, I'll tell you that
MichaelScott
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im bored im going back in few days
MichaelScott
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i went back
MichaelScott
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yes i do i need stability, I love Angela
Awesome show!
Change your user name, howard stern is mediocre.
MichaelScott
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sure
MichaelScott said:
Yes!!!!!
MichaelScott
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angela is the one for me
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GREAT FUCKING SHOW! Very funny!!!
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what was this guys previous username
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here i am again
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcnn--yAF4s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcnn--yAF4s
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Office Trivia
Pam types 90 words per minute.
Jim types 55 words per minute.
At the Stamford Branch, here is a list of the Call Of Duty screen names:
Karen Filippelli - KarentheJimSlayer
Andy - HereComesTreble
In the Greif Counseling episode, Pam sings "On the Wings of Love" by Jeffrey Osborne during the funeral for the bird.
Carol, Michael's realtor, is also his real life wife.
Pam and Michael have a pact that if neither one of them has a baby in 30 years they will have one together.
When Jim is promoted and transferred to the Stanford branch his new collegue gives him the nickname of "Big Tuna" because the day before, he was eating a tuna fish sandwich.
Dwight's laser tag team is called the Gandalfs, a reference to Lord of the Rings.
Pam's favorite flavor of yogurt is Mixed Berries.
Michael's heros are: Bob Hope, Abraham Lincoln, Bono and probably God.
Michael's cell phone ringtone is "Mambo Number Five" by Lou Bega.
Jim's mother is Larissa Halpert and she lives at 117 Vonbergen Street.
Phyllis' boyfriend owns Vance Refrigeration, his name is Bob Vance.
Oscar's license plate is CHZ 2697.
Jim's license plate is CHT 8635.
The radio station Dwight listens to is Rock 107.
A newspaper clipping with a large picture of Jan is posted in Michael's cabinet.
Kevin's favorite lunch is instant noodles, while Jim always eat a ham and cheese sandwich.
Although Dwight states he does not smile if he can help it, he is one of only a few smiling during the group photo at the end of Conflict Resolution.
Michael and Phyllis graduated from the same high school class
Dwight's all time favorite movie: The Crow
Dwight's license plate is 4018-JXT
Office Trivia
Pam types 90 words per minute.
Jim types 55 words per minute.
At the Stamford Branch, here is a list of the Call Of Duty screen names:
Karen Filippelli - KarentheJimSlayer
Andy - HereComesTreble
In the Greif Counseling episode, Pam sings "On the Wings of Love" by Jeffrey Osborne during the funeral for the bird.
Carol, Michael's realtor, is also his real life wife.
Pam and Michael have a pact that if neither one of them has a baby in 30 years they will have one together.
When Jim is promoted and transferred to the Stanford branch his new collegue gives him the nickname of "Big Tuna" because the day before, he was eating a tuna fish sandwich.
Dwight's laser tag team is called the Gandalfs, a reference to Lord of the Rings.
Pam's favorite flavor of yogurt is Mixed Berries.
Michael's heros are: Bob Hope, Abraham Lincoln, Bono and probably God.
Michael's cell phone ringtone is "Mambo Number Five" by Lou Bega.
Jim's mother is Larissa Halpert and she lives at 117 Vonbergen Street.
Phyllis' boyfriend owns Vance Refrigeration, his name is Bob Vance.
Oscar's license plate is CHZ 2697.
Jim's license plate is CHT 8635.
The radio station Dwight listens to is Rock 107.
A newspaper clipping with a large picture of Jan is posted in Michael's cabinet.
Kevin's favorite lunch is instant noodles, while Jim always eat a ham and cheese sandwich.
Although Dwight states he does not smile if he can help it, he is one of only a few smiling during the group photo at the end of Conflict Resolution.
Michael and Phyllis graduated from the same high school class
Dwight's all time favorite movie: The Crow
Dwight's license plate is 4018-JXT
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Pranks Jim Has Pulled On Dwight
Michael tells Jim to hire a male stripper from Banana Slings for Phyllis' office bridal shower. Jim flatly refuses and calls the Scholasic Speakers of Pennsylvania instead. Ben Franklin comes to the party.
The guy who comes to the party portraying Ben Franklin doesn't go out of character. So Jim tells Dwight that he is the "real" Ben Franklin. Dwight continually quizzes the guy but fails to get him to mess up. Dwight is 99% sure that it is not the real Ben Franklin but can't prove it yet.
While going on a sales call together, Dwight gets in the backseat of Jim's car. Jim questions this and Dwight explains it is the safest place in the car. So Jim slams on the breaks on Dwight bangs his head into the back of the driver's seat.
During Casino Night, while Jim and Dwight are playing poker, Jim coughs whenever he has a good hand. This makes Dwight believe that he has a sure fire tell on Jim. Of course Jim is just messing with him and eventually takes all of his money because of it.
Jim's find's Dwight's wallet in the parketing lot and brings it to Pam to decide what they should do with it (possibly buy a horse). Pam persuades Jim that they should do nothing with it and just give it back. However, Dwight doesn't believe that they haven't tampered with it so he cancels all of his credit cards.
Jim gets a hold of Andy's cell phone and while Pam is playing "look out", Jim climbs up and opens one of the ceiling tiles. Then he throws the phone in the ceiling above Andy's desk. Now, Jim and Pam just keep calling the number watching Andy get more and more upset. When Andy puts his fist through the wall, Jim is worried and hangs the phone up.
While Michael is on vacation, Jim is running the staff meeting. Dwight brings out a recorder claiming that Michael wants a transcript of the meetings. Jim begins the meeting normally and then says: Dwight, what are you doing? You can't take your pants off in the office! It's making me uncomfortable. This is sexual harrassment. (Dwight looks as the recorder horrified) Oh my God! He's got a knife! Let the record show that Dwight K Shrute is now completely nude holding a plastic knife to Stanley's neck. There goes the recorder.
Michael tells Jim to hire a male stripper from Banana Slings for Phyllis' office bridal shower. Jim flatly refuses and calls the Scholasic Speakers of Pennsylvania instead. Ben Franklin comes to the party.
The guy who comes to the party portraying Ben Franklin doesn't go out of character. So Jim tells Dwight that he is the "real" Ben Franklin. Dwight continually quizzes the guy but fails to get him to mess up. Dwight is 99% sure that it is not the real Ben Franklin but can't prove it yet.
While going on a sales call together, Dwight gets in the backseat of Jim's car. Jim questions this and Dwight explains it is the safest place in the car. So Jim slams on the breaks on Dwight bangs his head into the back of the driver's seat.
During Casino Night, while Jim and Dwight are playing poker, Jim coughs whenever he has a good hand. This makes Dwight believe that he has a sure fire tell on Jim. Of course Jim is just messing with him and eventually takes all of his money because of it.
Jim's find's Dwight's wallet in the parketing lot and brings it to Pam to decide what they should do with it (possibly buy a horse). Pam persuades Jim that they should do nothing with it and just give it back. However, Dwight doesn't believe that they haven't tampered with it so he cancels all of his credit cards.
Jim gets a hold of Andy's cell phone and while Pam is playing "look out", Jim climbs up and opens one of the ceiling tiles. Then he throws the phone in the ceiling above Andy's desk. Now, Jim and Pam just keep calling the number watching Andy get more and more upset. When Andy puts his fist through the wall, Jim is worried and hangs the phone up.
While Michael is on vacation, Jim is running the staff meeting. Dwight brings out a recorder claiming that Michael wants a transcript of the meetings. Jim begins the meeting normally and then says: Dwight, what are you doing? You can't take your pants off in the office! It's making me uncomfortable. This is sexual harrassment. (Dwight looks as the recorder horrified) Oh my God! He's got a knife! Let the record show that Dwight K Shrute is now completely nude holding a plastic knife to Stanley's neck. There goes the recorder.
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BEST LINES
Michael: Todd Packer and I are total BFF. Best Friends Borever. He and I came up together as salesmen. One time we were out adn we met this set of twins and Packer told them that we were brothers. And so ya know, one thing let to another and we brought them back to the hotel and then Packer did both of them. It was awesome.
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Michael: Pam, you're trustworthy...
Pam: Thank you.
Michael: ...and a woman.
Pam: Oh no.
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Jim: That's just a figure of speech, ya know, "Blow Your Brains Out". Come on, all it really means is that we're friends.
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Michael: Chili's is the new golf course. It's where business happens. Small Businessman Magazine.
Jan: It said that?
Michael: It will. I sent it in. Letter to the Editor.
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Angela: I would take "The DaVinci Code" so I could burn "The DaVinci Code".
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Michael: Man that Todd Packer can do anything.
Jim: (Under his breath) Except pass that breathalizer
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(After Michael painfully tries to fire Creed, the camera crew asks Michael is he's ever gone hunting.) Michael: Yeah, I went hunting once. Shot the deer in the leg. Had to kill it with a shovel, took about an hour. Why do you ask?
Michael: There is no such thing as an appropriate joke. That's why it is a joke.
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Toby: Great point. um...In fact, Basic rule of thumb...Let's just act everyday like Pam's mom is coming in.
Michael: Todd Packer and I are total BFF. Best Friends Borever. He and I came up together as salesmen. One time we were out adn we met this set of twins and Packer told them that we were brothers. And so ya know, one thing let to another and we brought them back to the hotel and then Packer did both of them. It was awesome.
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Michael: Pam, you're trustworthy...
Pam: Thank you.
Michael: ...and a woman.
Pam: Oh no.
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Jim: That's just a figure of speech, ya know, "Blow Your Brains Out". Come on, all it really means is that we're friends.
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Michael: Chili's is the new golf course. It's where business happens. Small Businessman Magazine.
Jan: It said that?
Michael: It will. I sent it in. Letter to the Editor.
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Angela: I would take "The DaVinci Code" so I could burn "The DaVinci Code".
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Michael: Man that Todd Packer can do anything.
Jim: (Under his breath) Except pass that breathalizer
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(After Michael painfully tries to fire Creed, the camera crew asks Michael is he's ever gone hunting.) Michael: Yeah, I went hunting once. Shot the deer in the leg. Had to kill it with a shovel, took about an hour. Why do you ask?
Michael: There is no such thing as an appropriate joke. That's why it is a joke.
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Toby: Great point. um...In fact, Basic rule of thumb...Let's just act everyday like Pam's mom is coming in.
MichaelScott
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my favorite is "That's what she said"
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PB&J is GREAT!!!
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Ripoff but still funny.
MichaelScott
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so
