Off Topic: Working From Home

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I cannot do the tarot/pyschic counseling job I started last night. Not with a clear conscience...there are people from rural where ever who are poor as shit calling me up wasting .99c a minute and asking me to tell them what to do with these major financial and life decisions...so, I quit today.

Anyway, I need some ideas of what type of jobs I can do working from home, which is what I'd strongly prefer, I already am a memeber of homeworker organizations but looking for suggestions from elite people.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Some call this immoral, but not I.

Capture wealthy people, take them to your house and beat them until they give up their money and wives/daughters. Then kill them and sell their organs to the chinese. Their credit cards alone, if handled right, will bring you in hundreds to tens of thousands per week, depending on your enthusiasm.

 

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Interesting, what do you recommend as a method of extracting these credit cards?

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I wouldn't know details of that sort.

 

[havoc]

First, Satanic Goatslayer, I love you, I would like to celebrate my love my dipping your head in some fresh antelope blood, marinating it with beaver claws and bull urine then strapping you to a rusty guillotine, let the rope go, capture your head in my knap sack, putting it on my water balloon launcher and sending it in the sky where I would have a friend yell "pull" then letting one shot fly. I have put my feelings on the line here, your sentiments?

Frack- bro, you were working for a psychic hotline? Thats crazy bro, please tell me about this, what were you getting paid?, you were doing this from home? What was your job description? Any training? Did you ever have any calls? What did you say? This is funny shit. peace

 

[satanic goatslayer]

havoc, you know my true thoughts towards you. In a perfect world, I would like to hang you by your feet with razor wire from a tree (preferably Douglas Fir) and throw sharp rocks and pieces of chain at you from 10 feet back. Then I would like to use a trampoline to bounce up and impale your lower abdomen with a scimitar and cut my way down, like the pirates do in the movies on the sails. After your bowels fell out in a pile of your own bodily fluids, I would take the opportunity to salute you and throw a pipe bomb into your now empty gut, take cover and watch with solemn eyes as you splattered the scenery with your anatomy.

I'm out for the night, have a good one, my leprosy afflicted friend.

 

[havoc]

Agree on the Douglas Fir, thanks for the loving response, but only 1 pipe bomb? peace to you and the sacrificial lamb by your bed side.

 

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Havoc;

Yes, I started last night at 1220am, and worked until 4 at night.

It works like this:

I call and log in, they direct calls to my home phone, (must have no features) I take the calls, do my 'pyschic thing' and make 9-11 dollars per hour.

Catch:

1. In order to continue recieving calls, you must stay high up on the group average of call length.

Problem with that is, for me to do that, I'd have to blabber on about total bullshit, they even have scripts you use, meaning of course it's false...now I was under the impression that I would be just someone for these people to talk to and recieve advice from, but naturally they are paying 99c a minute and want you to just tell them what to do w/o any prior info.

I hung up on at least 3 people because I could not tell them what to do. One lady with a strong southern accent and kids yelling in the background called and was all upset because her husband was sick and they were in financial trouble and wanted to know what she should do...

Obviously I could not just tell her: "Well the Card Of Cups says blah blah.."

So I hung up on her, which ruins my average that I had to establish today of course.
I was also hung up on by some lady who was dating 3 marines and wanted to know which one she should go with, I told her to go with the one she loved and she was like, "well no shit!" and hung up???

Sad for me though, a really good job opportunity (work whenever i want etc...) if it didn't have that little catch.

 

[r00+]

Interesting

Did you find yourself slipping to the Miss Cleo accent while telling these people's fortunes?

 

[Austin316]

Holy Shit, you really did something like that? LOFUCKINGL thats hilarious.

"Well de bonez a telling me dat you need......"

 

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Actually I dont watch TV so I've never seen this Miss Cleo bitch but people kept saying that they were called and asked if they wanted a reading from Miss Cleo and then transferred to me...

 

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Hey Austin you work at GNC right? How do you like it? Looks like a good job, I'll just sit there and read. And I know supplements very well. How much do you make hourly and what % comm?

 

[Austin316]

Its easy as fuck man, depending on the manager of course. I got a free bottle of Cutting gel and cell tech in the past 2 weeks (people return the shit after sing it once, and I take it) Its been slow lately but I usually make 9-11 an hour and up to 30 an hour on super tuesdays. You have to work at a corporate store for commision though. Its 5% on all GNC products, 3rd party shit is marked (Hydroxycut=$1-2 depending on bottle size) stuff like cutting and testrogel gets you 5-10 a bottle. Gold cards get you $2 whcih are pretty easy to sell, but Ive gotten lazy. You also get a 30% discount. I need to get another job though, my manager won't give me more than 12 hours a week right now

 

[havoc]

Bro, thats crazy, what a crock of poo, thanks for the description. peace

 

[Sassy69]

Call Miss Cleo for some advice! The first 3 minutes are free!

 

[PHATchik]

Did anyone ever hear anything about Ms. Cleo being brought up on charges of fraud? I seem to remember hearing something about this, but I don't know if it was true or not. Anyone know anything?

 

[Austin316]

Diz is no true. Dem Bonez tell me so. Miss Cleo is a very gifted

 

[PHATchik]

Diz is no true. Dem Bonez tell me so. Miss Cleo is a very gifted

LMAO

 

[Milhouse]

Frackal I want my money back!!
I was talking to you and you were telling me my fortume and this whole time I thought I was talking to Miss Cleo.

And you told me to go thru with the sex change operation cause the stars said so.
Not much I can do now with my penis in a jar in a hospital.

 

[WODIN]

Do one of those dial up sex lines instead frack....you can be the dirty gay bitch boy.