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Ode to the EF Admins

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Thou still unravish'd bride of conformity,
____ Thou foster-child of silence and oppression,
_Sylvan dictator, who doth not thus express
____ A flowery tale more sweetly than our rhyme:
_What leaf-fring'd legend haunts about thy shape
____ Of admins or moderators, or of alters,
________ In Tempe or the dales of NYC?
____ What men or admins are these? What Women's board admins loth?
_What mad pursuit? Why delete the threads?
_______ What's with the mad locking? What wild ecstasy?

Locked threads are silent, but those not bumped
___ Are quieter; therefore, ye soft pipes, flabby ass;
Not to the uneducated reader, but, more endear'd,
___ Talk to the hand bitch, step off:
Fair youth, beneath the trees, thou canst not leave
___ Thy genitals, nor ever can those buttocks be bare;
_______ Bold Lover, never, never canst thou kiss,
Though winning near the goal yet, do note the terms of service;
___ She cannot fade, though thou hast not thy bliss,
_______ For ever wilt thou love, just mention not thy NAMBLA name!
 
is that a haiku?

Worker bees can leave
______Even Drones can fly away
____________The queen is their slave
 
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