gross out time....
Right out of college when I started at Motorola in the HR dept, there was a summer temp there about 18 years old (he was just out of high school), he delivered the mail each day.
At first I noticed a red spot on the side of his nose, a week later the red spot was a deep purple/black color and dime size... protruding outwards.
Well, I walked in the bathroom one day and he was in front of the mirror getting ready to pop it. Since I walked in and "caught" him about to do it, he laughed it off and acted like it was cool to do. I could turn my head and see his reflection in the mirror a few feet away. So he puts both index fingers on either side of his nostril and presses the nostril flat into his nose and starts to mash..... his eyes roll up and he steps back, gasping and eyes watering like he had some super hot jalepeno sauce. He is like "that hurts". Nothing came out. Not a drop. By now, I had zipped up and was standing behind him watching. Cause if he didn't have manners to not press that thing in the public bathroom, then I didn't have manners not to watch. I only prayed someone would not come in and catch us.
So he caught his breath... got his fingers back in place... took a breath and held it JABBBBBBBBBBEEDDDDD those fingers into that fucking bump. It didn't pop. It cracked. The sound was like KKRRRRRRRRKKKKKKTTT! Shit blew out of the outside of his nostril onto the mirror. The second grossest thing was the bump was originally on the inside of the nostril and had swelled so badly it protruded outwards and looked like it was on the outside. When it cracked.. the harden pus popped out and hung down his nose like a 2 inch booger. He looked up, eyes watering again (with real tears this time)... and he looked like he had a bad cold with greenish snot hanging out of his nose. But it was the bump pus.
Notice I said that was the second grossest thing. The #1, first, worst, grossest thing was the crap that flew outside his nostril and splattered the sink mirror... in a splotch the size of a nickel, there was this short black thing. Like a black maggot. About half inch <----> long and black. It was thick like a maggot. But it was a bunch of intertwined nose hairs. Apparently, the bump originally started with a nose hair becoming ingrown and over the course of time, more hairs got tangled and woven into a thicker substance.
Dude had a blow out on the outside and inside of his nose. I honestly thought when he moved his hand I would be able to see clear through the nostril that it had left a hole there..
I hoped ya'll read this on your lunch break.
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