NYCBoy - Jackass lifting tips Vol I

[Citruscide]

Caption "Now,everyone remember... using light weights will help you get bigger like me... the guys who use heavy weights... they are small... I'm one of the biggest guys in my gym Damnit!!! Chicks love me! .... NOW, remember... using a weight, such as this 5lb 'the block' is a good way to start off your workout"

C

 

[Citruscide]

Caption "Urrrrgggg..... Sometimes... the ... first rep... is the hardest to get up.... even... on the... light weight.... don't ... be embarrased to give yourself a spot... if... you... need... arrrrggg it.... "

C

 

[The Shadow]

ROTF!!

 

[HappyScrappy]

don't ... be embarrased to give yourself a spot...

LMAO!!!!

 

[toga22]

OMG!!!

 

[Citruscide]

--- "You must be laughing at how enormous I look compared to the rest of the small people you see at your gym... You can feel free to checkout my website at nycjackass.com for more lifting tips... and how to look like a fitness model... like myself...."

C

 

[Roadblock]

BWAHAHAHA!

 

[acuraman]

LOL

 

[saint808]

funny... yet you need to black out your front teeth to make it more realistic.

 

[SAGAT]

ey citruscide is that tattoo real??

 

[HumorMe]

Caption "Urrrrgggg..... Sometimes... the ... first rep... is the hardest to get up.... even... on the... light weight.... don't ... be embarrased to give yourself a spot... if... you... need... arrrrggg it.... "

C

This is too funny!

 

[growin']

NICE! Next tip: "How to properly spot someone when blasting their glutes!"

 

[Citruscide]

Thanks... The glute spotting could be a good one.

Blacked out teeth? Hmm...

C

 

[MaGilicuti]

good shit

 

[Citruscide]

 

[daemon]

I'm actually feeling bad for this guy. One stupid "I'm the biggest guy in my gym" comment and you and McGillicuti won't lay off.

You ever see Happy Gilmore? Remember the psycho guy with the list of people who tormented him? I'm just picturing this guy sitting huddled in the corner of his apartment sucking his thumb and putting you two guys at the top of his list.

 

[Citruscide]

I'm actually feeling bad for this guy. One stupid "I'm the biggest guy in my gym" comment and you and McGillicuti won't lay off.

You ever see Happy Gilmore? Remember the psycho guy with the list of people who tormented him? I'm just picturing this guy sitting huddled in the corner of his apartment sucking his thumb and putting you two guys at the top of his list.

WHAT?!

C

 

[69Muscle]

Your english is too good, Skip some verbs every now and then.

 

[Citruscide]

Your english is too good, Skip some verbs every now and then.

I find it hard sometimes... to use poor grammer...

C

 

[casavant]

NYCBoy, is that you?

I'm actually feeling bad for this guy. One stupid "I'm the biggest guy in my gym" comment and you and McGillicuti won't lay off.

You ever see Happy Gilmore? Remember the psycho guy with the list of people who tormented him? I'm just picturing this guy sitting huddled in the corner of his apartment sucking his thumb and putting you two guys at the top of his list.

 

[daemon]

NYCBoy, is that you?

No, I can spell.

 

[Citruscide]

No, I can spell.

It's a clincher... it's not NYCboy... he couldn't spell if his life depended on it!

C

 

[Boach]

Citruside likes looking at himself.

 

[HighIntensity]

Classic, but your way to big and have 2 much hair for it to be realistic

 

[Citruscide]

Citruside likes looking at himself.

Perfection.

C

 

[mattcanning99]

Caption "Urrrrgggg..... Sometimes... the ... first rep... is the hardest to get up.... even... on the... light weight.... don't ... be embarrased to give yourself a spot... if... you... need... arrrrggg it.... "

C

LOL!!!!

you do great faces C, i think it's the eyes...first the high blood pressure business man look for george, now the stressed out wimp (NYC BOY).

LOL

 

[Citruscide]

LOL!!!!

you do great faces C, i think it's the eyes...first the high blood pressure business man look for george, now the stressed out wimp (NYC BOY).

LOL

I call it "Role Playing" ... I try to think of how a pathetic loser would look while he's working out... and then I portray that face in a picture. As for George... that was just pure genius.

C

 

[OMEGA]

this thread made my evening