NYC Roaches

[slash747]

God damn....

I saw a 2 inch roach before literally , It freaked me the fuck out. I stomped on his ass must have taken out half his legs, bastard turned around gave me a dirty look and then ran under the toilet...

Coincidence I think not!!! I think Afghanistan is behind this! Lets think about it for a moment. Roaches can survive anything. And shit how many Afghans can there be. They are genetically reproducing roaches and sending into NY. Laugh now if you want but before you know it youre girlfriend is going to be banging that roach you stomped on last week. Then the goverment will convince us that Roaches have feelings too and we will have to accept them into our society. They will have there own Roach religion, 7-11's will be run by roaches. They will have Equal Oppurtunity Roach employment..

Ok that bong hit was wayyy too much...

 

[Imnotdutch]

Its a scientific fact that roaches never ever die. When you stamp on them and kick their remains around the room they wait until your done and arent looking anymore and then by some unknown force the mangled pieces are pulled back together and stuck them in place with some gloop that the roach head excretes. And the really weird thing is that they have more legs than they started with.....even if there are bits left over.

You cant even drown the bastards......they have built in scuba gear.

If you try to gas em they just sit there giving you the bird from behind their built in gas mask.

They are a biological weapon waiting to be discovered......

God damn....

I saw a 2 inch roach before literally , It freaked me the fuck out. I stomped on his ass must have taken out half his legs, bastard turned around gave me a dirty look and then ran under the toilet...

Coincidence I think not!!! I think Afghanistan is behind this! Lets think about it for a moment. Roaches can survive anything. And shit how many Afghans can there be. They are genetically reproducing roaches and sending into NY. Laugh now if you want but before you know it youre girlfriend is going to be banging that roach you stomped on last week. Then the goverment will convince us that Roaches have feelings too and we will have to accept them into our society. They will have there own Roach religion, 7-11's will be run by roaches. They will have Equal Oppurtunity Roach employment..

Ok that bong hit was wayyy too much... [/QUOTE

 

[BaBa-BooeY]

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