NWINTERS I have a proposition for you

[stuffperson]

You said you got the nigerian scam mail....

Mail the guy back, tell him you are interested but you aren't sure you trust him. Include super obvious hints that you may be extremely uneducated, and cuss here and there as well.

I did this before and replied back and forth about 5 times with one of these guys, it was hilarious, I just didn't save them. If you do this, post up the replies, its hilarious how they play along.

 

[NWinters]

sure...sounds like fun.

 

[stuffperson]

I got some awesome new phrases from mine too, he kept telling me "you have no need to exercise an atom of fear"

 

[NWinters]

ok I replied..this is what I said.

hello my friend, thats alot of money your talking about, lot of fucking mula!!! What do we need to do to seal the deal? I think you can trust me , but can I trust you?
If we can werk things out, I can move out of this damn trailer park and buy me some land, and maybe some pigs and cows!!!!! Dont be shy now, you reply ya hear?!?!?!

 

[stuffperson]

the redneck bit may throw him off, i still say he replies.

 

[gonelifting]

Tell him you want 95%. He asked!

 

[Lao Tzu]

Tell him you work for the CIA and are willing to go along if he funnels money to fund anti-government groups in North Korea.

And keep subtly asking if black people really do have big penises (assuming he really is in Nigeria).

And ask him if its called Nigeria because its where all the Nigers live.

 

[stuffperson]

Nord - Option #2 rules.

 

[NWinters]

he fuckin replied!!!!!!! What a nimrod.


HELLO,

THANKS FOR YOUR RESPONSE TO MY MAIL.MAY THE GOOD GOD CONTINUE TO
BLESS YOU.I WILL LIKE TO LET YOU KNOW THAT THIS TRANSACTION NEEDS IMMEDIATE
FOLLOW UP IF YOU REALLY WANT TO ASSIST
US TO HAVE THIS MONEY IN YOUR BANK ACCOUNT. I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT THIS
TRANSACTION
IS 100% RISK FREE AS ALL WORK HAS BEEN WORKED OUT .PLEASE
REPLY AND LET ME KNOW IF YOU REALLY WANT TO HELP US SO THAT I CAN FORWARD
A LETTER ON YOUR NAME REQUESTING THE RELEASE OF THIS MONEY INTO YOUR
NOMINATED
BANK ACCOUNT.

BELOW ARE THE MODALITIES ON HOW THE TRANSACTION WILL BE EXECUTED

THE MODALITIES.

(1)YOU WILL BE GUARANTEED AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO LATE ENGR. PETER THOMAS
CREEK AS THE BENEFICIARY OF THIS MONEY, AS ALL UNDERGROUND WORK HAS BEEN
CONCLUDED.

(2)YOU WILL BE COMPENSATED WITH 30% OF THE WHOLE MONEY WHILE WE SHALL TAKE
50% AND 20% WILL BE SET ASIDE FOR EXPENSES INCURED.

(3)THERE IS 100% GUARANTY FOR YOU TO HAVE THIS MONEY IN YOUR ACCOUNT WITHIN
THE NEXT TEN(10) BANK WORKING DAYS.

(4) YOU DO NOT NEED TO COME TO NIGERIA BEFORE THIS TRANSACTION IS EXECUTED.


WHAT YOU NEED TO DO NOW IS TO FORWARD TO ME YOUR FULL DETIALS:YOUR FULL
NAME,
ADDRESS,TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER SO THAT I CAN FILE AN APPLICATION OF CLAIMS
ON YOUR BEHALF TO THE BANK AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO LATE PETER THOMAS CREEK
AND SUBSEQUENTLY,AN APPLICATION FORM WILL BE SEND TO YOU FROM THE FOREIGN
OPERATIONS UNIT OF THE BANK WHICH YOU ARE TO FILL VERY WELL. AS SOON AS
THIS FORM HAS BEEN CAREFULLY FILLED OUT BY YOU, YOU ARE TO RETURNED IT BACK
TO THE BANK IMMEDIATLY, SO THEY CAN FORWARD IT TO
THE VETTING OFFICERS WHO WILL NOW SIGN IT FOR PAYMENT APPROVAL.AND ONCE
IT IS APPROVED YOU WILL BE PAID VIA THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA(CBN) OR
VIA OUR OFFSHORE PAYMENT CENTER IN EUROPE FOR IMMEDIATE REMMITANCE INTO
YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT.


PLEASE CALL ME AS SOON AS YOU GET THIS MESSAGE ON MY PRIVATE TELEPHONE
NUMBER
+234-8033002573 FOR FURTHER DIRECTIVE ON THIS MATTER AND AS SOON AS I HEAR
FROM YOU,I WILL DO ALL THAT I CAN FOR THE FOREIGN OPERATIONS UNIT TO SEND
THE PAYMENT APPLICATION FORM TO YOU IMMEDIATELY. PLEASE NOTE THAT IT IS
IMPORTANT THAT THIS TRANSACTION BE KEPT VERY CONFIDENTIAL(TOP SECRET) THIS
IS FOR OUR GOOD INTEREST.PLEASE NOTE THAT YOU WILL BE REWARDED WITH 30%
OF THE WHOLE MONEY($26.8 MILLION) WHEN THE MONEY FINALLY GETS INTO YOUR
BANK ACCOUNT.

PLEASE NOTE:WHEN YOU RECEIVE THE FORM FROM THE BANK,DO NOT FILL THE FORM
UNTILL YOU GET THE FINAL DIRECTIVE FROM ME. THAT IS,ALL THE INFORMATION
THAT YOU ARE TO PUT IN THE FORM TO CONVINCE THE BANK THAT YOU ARE THE TRUE
NEXT OF KIN SHALL BE MADE AVAILABLE TO YOU.ATTACHED IS MY SCANNED
INTERNATIONAL
PASSPORT TO GIVE YOU MORE CONFIDENCE.

THANKS AND BEST REGARDS.

I AWAIT YOUR IMMEDIATE RESPONSE

DR. GUOBADIA OMON

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[indyjones]

How come no one writes me? Could it be my breath? LOL

 

[stuffperson]

Wow, this one is a doctor. My dudes name was Labamba something, I kept telling him how we had a song "over here" called La bamba and it was about cockroaches.

I also told him I would give him my bank account # in "Installments", so i would make up 2 or 3 numbers at a time and include them in the emails. This kept him going for a week or more. Haha, your foot is in the door, you should keep him going trying to convince you.