Now this is a truck

[gymrat]

A mans truck for sure

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=1756&e=1&u=/040916/480/dn10209162157

 

[hamstershaver]

lol 7 mpg

 

[jestros]

Sure, if you need a truck to prove your manlyness, thats the one to get.

gets about seven miles on a gallon of diesel

Pathetic

 

[hardrock]

Fuckin right!

 

[Gambino]

it would be fun to drive, though environmentaly disastorus

 

[manny78]

Add some spinning wheels, decent sound system, body kit, a good drop.... now watch every rapper with one of these in their videos...

 

[Gambino]

Add some spinning wheels, decent sound system, body kit, a good drop.... now watch every rapper with one of these in their videos...

i don't think you could drop that truck, it wouldn't look right.

 

[manny78]

i don't think you could drop that truck, it wouldn't look right.

I'm sure some punk will turn this one into a low rider. All white with chrome, big Giovanna wheels...

 

[jestros]

i don't think you could drop that truck, it wouldn't look right.

Ive seen a bunch of lowered dualies around here, it just looks dumb. Same with the long bed 1tons.

 

[BileStew]

That's one big ass Tonka.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

But does anybody really need a vehicle that is nine feet tall, eight feet wide, 21 1/2 feet long and gets about seven miles on a gallon of diesel?

Sure, if you need a truck to prove your manlyness, thats the one to get.

we have a winner folks.

of course, everyone HAS to keep up with the Joneses.

Rob Swim, International's marketing director, said the 5-passenger CXT will appeal to image-conscious contractors, roofers, landscapers and other small-business owners

that's the only reason they're making it, so people can improve their "image." isn't that sad how people think their car or truck is a reflection of their image that they cast to the rest of society?

luckily, that "truck" is equipped with air brakes. at least the people that do waste their money on them will have to pass the proper driving tests in order to operate that waste of natural resources legally.


if i ever become rich, i'm going to open my own company making the biggest, baddest trucks that have ever been seen in America. i'll make sure every truck has a 200,000 mile 10 year warranty, bumper to bumper AND drivetrain.

of course, altering the truck cosmetically in any way shape or form will void the warranty. every one manufactured will be hot pink with a florescent yellow interior, and the words "i have a small penis" down both sides.

the sad thing is, i'd probably sell a shitload of them.

 

[gymrat]

the thing is nine feet tall lol.

 

[WODIN]

You have to have a cdl to drive it. It's a semi conversion. LOL!!

What a piece of shit.

 

[IwouldSlamU]

gayest thing ever, it will not sell.

 

[Gambino]

Ive seen a bunch of lowered dualies around here, it just looks dumb. Same with the long bed 1tons.

I don't thikn you can drop a 4*4 though...

 

[Mr. dB]

It's a semi conversion.

You have an amazing grasp of the obvious.

 

[IwouldSlamU]

I don't thikn you can drop a 4*4 though...

you can, you just take out the front part of the 4wdrive

 

[Gambino]

you can, you just take out the front part of the 4wdrive

what about that monster gas tank and suspension that truck has? would you cut all that shite out?

 

[wtlftr]

didn't appeal to me. Looks kinda stupid. Not much room for cargo.

 

[Gambino]

didn't appeal to me. Looks kinda stupid. Not much room for cargo.

not much cargo? wtf? you can pull 20,000 tons...

 

[wtlftr]

i meant to put in the back of the truck. Dumbass J/K

 

[Buddy_Christ]

I don't thikn you can drop a 4*4 though...

sure you can. getting a car closer to the ground involves replacing suspension parts. doesn't matter if it's 4wd or not.

now whether you should or not....i say no, but i say no cars should ever be dropped. i hate how people fuck up a good car just to look like an idiot.

 

[wtlftr]

I was under the impression that lowering a vehicle was against the law (check your local books). there is a law stating that vehicle will not be lowered lower than their original height. Look it up. I forget the law number though

 

[Gambino]

sure you can. getting a car closer to the ground involves replacing suspension parts. doesn't matter if it's 4wd or not.

now whether you should or not....i say no, but i say no cars should ever be dropped. i hate how people fuck up a good car just to look like an idiot.

crak you proly know more than me about this type of thing but take a look at that pic. how could you drop that truck with that big ass tank in the way?

 

[wtlftr]

check the dimensions. It could be completed. I wouldn't do it. Plenty of dumbasses lower 4x4. Please tell me why. The ric**. Never mind, racial slip.