Now I regret it!

[beastboy]

I asked my wife some of her fantasies, and now I wish I hadn't!

Anyone else do this?

 

[fogg88]

So, what were they?

 

[HG Pennypacker]

No fucking way. That's insanity. The less I know, the better.

 

[Dooley]

And more specifically.. what the hell were they that they scared the pants off you?

 

[grlpwrd]

Did you ask her because you followed Dr. Phil's advice? You see what you get when you ask for honesty!! LOL j/k

Yeah, what are her fantasies that made you regret asking? Curious minds want to know...

 

[Bullit]

TELL US!!!

 

[fogg88]

gang-bang, interracial, what? ...can't imagine what else would be so traumatizing.

 

[beastboy]

No fucking way. That's insanity. The less I know, the better.

Now you tell me! I learned my lesson the hard way!

BTW, stop PM'ing me! I'm allergic to vaseline!

 

[WODIN]

Yes...do tell.

 

[beastboy]

No interracial, well if you count me...I'm a mut! No gang bang...

I never thought she would fantasize this....not that it is bad in a knight69 type bad, but she is very conservative for the most part.....

Not sure if I should share.......

 

[Bullit]

C'MON!!!!!!!!!!

 

[beastboy]

You folks would probably think it was no big deal...but I was shocked to the point I was speechless and even found myself a little miffed!

 

[fogg88]

She wants to get YOU with the strap-on?

 

[WODIN]

So you've found out that your wife wants to sleep with your sister..

Do you?

A) Act mortified and disgusted
B) Post about it on an internet message board
C) Offer to video tape it and sell it online at $7.95 a copy

Well?

 

[Dooley]

Beastiality? C'mon.. we won't tell anyone!

 

[beastboy]

So you've found out that your wife wants to sleep with your sister..

Do you?

A) Act mortified and disgusted
B) Post about it on an internet message board
C) Offer to video tape it and sell it online at $7.95 a copy

Well?

You are a dirty old man!


You free to do the production work?

 

[fogg88]

incest?

 

[The_Ghost]

C'mon share, you got us all curious.

 

[Bullit]

You're miffed?

That gives it away - she wants the MMF threesome.

Case closed.

 

[WODIN]

lol!!!

So did I geuss right?

And Yeah I have a couple of digi-8 cam corder and can edit and shoot the whole thing no problem.

 

[beastboy]

lol!!!

So did I geuss right?

And Yeah I have a couple of digi-8 cam corder and can edit and shoot the whole thing no problem.

No, but I may take you up on the offer to shoot and edit another film.....I know you can handle seeing my ass! Just another days work for ya!

 

[TEXgrl]

so, let me get this straight, you asked her to share what her fantasy was.....she trusted in you and told you, and you got miffed?

hmmm, lets just hope you never have one to share with her.

fantasies are just that, fantasies, whether you decide to try to play one out or use it as a tool in the bedroom, you shouldnt get mad at someone for sharing their fantasy with you. you should be glad they felt secure enough and trusted you enought to share it with you.....lots of people never get that lucky

 

[WODIN]

No problem just let know.

Okay...what is it then?

Sex with a close girlfriend?

 

[manny78]

She probably asked to fuck him with a strapp on.... a classic !

 

[WODIN]

No orgy like Knight, but something disturbing to you middle class sensablilties...

Your brother!!! Is that it?

usually womens fantasies revolve around certain people rather than events.

 

[Bullit]

C'mon.... I already said it.
Its gotta be the male/male/female 3some!!!

Thats why hes 'miffed'. He feels like she shouldnt need another wang involved.

 

[beastboy]

so, let me get this straight, you asked her to share what her fantasy was.....she trusted in you and told you, and you got miffed?

hmmm, lets just hope you never have one to share with her.

fantasies are just that, fantasies, whether you decide to try to play one out or use it as a tool in the bedroom, you shouldnt get mad at someone for sharing their fantasy with you. you should be glad they felt secure enough and trusted you enought to share it with you.....lots of people never get that lucky

You're absolutely correct...I never showed her I was miffed......but really am not upset now...just shocked.

 

[beastboy]

You all are full of BULL.....

 

[manny78]

You all are full of BULL.....

I am correct ? Right ?.........

 

[WODIN]

Midgets! She wants to do a midget!!!

 

[beastboy]

I am correct ? Right ?.........

Nope, but that is what she tells me when I mention putting mine in her dirty laundry chute.

 

[TEXgrl]

You're absolutely correct...I never showed her I was miffed......but really am not upset now...just shocked.

i'm glad you didn't show that reaction! it takes tremendous trust in someone to tell deep dark secrets. at least for women anyway

 

[Bullit]

she wants to bang a bull?

Of course.
"Bull" being short for Bullit.

 

[Longhorn85]

Does her fantasy involve Shaquille O'Neal and a stepladder?

 

[beastboy]

Midgets! She wants to do a midget!!!

Want to explain why you deleted my thread dedicated to this? Bastard!

 

[WODIN]

http://shortdwarf.com/main/dwarftalent.html

(I didn't delete that one).

 

[beastboy]

Suuuuuuuuure! And I'm hip on my wife's fantasy.

 

[WODIN]

So I was right! Midgets?

 

[beastboy]

NO YOU TWINKIES IT WASN'T MIDGETS!

 

[WODIN]

Well what the hell is it!!!

Damn my wife only fantasizes about Richard Gear and a 4some. Sometimes I'm in it, sometimes I'm not. Now is it "worse" than that?

OH I bet its your best friend isn't it!!!???

 

[beastboy]

Well what the hell is it!!!

Damn my wife only fantasizes about Richard Gear and a 4some. Sometimes I'm in it, sometimes I'm not. Now is it "worse" than that?

OH I bet its your best friend isn't it!!!???

4some? 1 man for each opening? Is she hot...PM me a pic!

She says sometimes she thinks of 2.......

 

[WODIN]

I think she is a hottie. 4some is always 2 girls and 1 other guy.

2 guys is a pretty common fantasy buddy, now if its 2 horses, and aardvark and richard simmons you've got issues.

 

[beastboy]

yeah, I know, but she tried to feed me with the bs that it is two of me! Come on, what kind of crap is that.....she says if not me it's someone famous.....still don't buy it.


Trick question....what am I hun, the back or front? What do you think she answered and what would you expect you SO to say?

 

[WODIN]

I would think the back, cuz I'm really good at tickling her tonsils with my massive wand!

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Have two men come over and break chairs over her head, then beat her with the chair legs.

You'll be the open-minded one from then on.

 

[TEXgrl]

yeah, I know, but she tried to feed me with the bs that it is two of me! Come on, what kind of crap is that.....she says if not me it's someone famous.....still don't buy it.


Trick question....what am I hun, the back or front? What do you think she answered and what would you expect you SO to say?

why does it upset you that she fantasizes about another guy? havent you ever fantasized about her and another girl in bed with you? that whole somebody famous thing is a fib tho

 

[Lakerman]

Does her fantasy involve Shaquille O'Neal and a stepladder?

Lets do this!

 

[alien amp pharm]

I learned a long time ago, don't ask if you can't handle the truth.

A 3some? That's not bad. It's not like she's living it out, just fanticising about it, which every person male or female does.

I agree the midgets would've been cool though.

 

[beastboy]

why does it upset you that she fantasizes about another guy? havent you ever fantasized about her and another girl in bed with you? that whole somebody famous thing is a fib tho

It really doesn't now...I completely understand what you are saying and totally agree....I was just taken back, because I would of never guessed it.

It's one of those feelings where it is alright for you but not for her.....selfish? Yes! Do I know that is wrong? Yes! But do I still feel like that? Yes!

 

[Bullit]

She says sometimes she thinks of 2.......

I KNEW IT!!!!!

Why no props Beast?

 

[Lakerman]

Maybe you should join her in living out her fantasy, there might be something in it for you as well!