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SoreArms
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Att. Women: Now accepting applications
Wanted:
Female
Attractive and cool looking, not a trendy whore. Must be sexually liberated, like art, sushi, non-commercial rock and roll, independent films and have an eccentric and eclectic taste for life. Must not care about the Grammys, the Oscars, the Tonies, Valentines day, monthaverseries and to some degree annyversaries, birthdays are optional.
During the weekdays you may come over at night, after I get home from the gym, only for sexual purposes. After any sexual deeds are finished, you will go home. You will not whine or complain if I don't call through out the day, or even for several days at a time. There will be no contact when you are on your period, unless I want some head, or when you are sick.
On the weekends, we will go out to shows, dinners, cool bars, galleries, museums and other things of the sort. You may spend the night on weekends, but you must be a good spooner and not a snorer. Sheet hogging will get you dutch ovened.
During baseball season I will often go to Dodgers games, during basketball season I will go to several Lakers games, and you will not always get to come. I will often go out with my buddies and get drunk, you may do what you want during that time. Don't interrogate me about my night and I won't interrogate you.
At no time will you ever wear an all pink outfit, or anything "fuzzy". Must not be afraid to burp, but you will never fart. You will probably not meet my parents because I don't want to meet yours. We will only double date with another couple if they meet the same criteria above.
All interested please PM me with your qualifications.
Wanted:
Female
Attractive and cool looking, not a trendy whore. Must be sexually liberated, like art, sushi, non-commercial rock and roll, independent films and have an eccentric and eclectic taste for life. Must not care about the Grammys, the Oscars, the Tonies, Valentines day, monthaverseries and to some degree annyversaries, birthdays are optional.
During the weekdays you may come over at night, after I get home from the gym, only for sexual purposes. After any sexual deeds are finished, you will go home. You will not whine or complain if I don't call through out the day, or even for several days at a time. There will be no contact when you are on your period, unless I want some head, or when you are sick.
On the weekends, we will go out to shows, dinners, cool bars, galleries, museums and other things of the sort. You may spend the night on weekends, but you must be a good spooner and not a snorer. Sheet hogging will get you dutch ovened.
During baseball season I will often go to Dodgers games, during basketball season I will go to several Lakers games, and you will not always get to come. I will often go out with my buddies and get drunk, you may do what you want during that time. Don't interrogate me about my night and I won't interrogate you.
At no time will you ever wear an all pink outfit, or anything "fuzzy". Must not be afraid to burp, but you will never fart. You will probably not meet my parents because I don't want to meet yours. We will only double date with another couple if they meet the same criteria above.
All interested please PM me with your qualifications.
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