Notice Me!!!!

[HappyScrappy]

My life is a desolate wasteland, and so are my pants.

 

[Big Buck]

you're funny as fuck!!!!

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

I need more choices please.......this isn't like the presidential election...I don't feel comfortable just choosing the least offense one......

 

[HappyScrappy]

I think you mean offsensive.
offense is the opposite of defense.
unless you play basketball like me, then it is actually all offensive.

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

offensive....yes that was the original intent......if you apparently where able to infer my meaning.....can you also infere my feelings towards you?

 

[HappyScrappy]

that's "were" able and "infer" and yes, I can - I know how you want me and my hog.
I don't know why you'd want my hog since he roots around in the mud and eats slop all day, but I know you want him. I'd much rather you wanted hot sweaty sex, but such is life.

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

Dearest Scappy Ass....I think I like you, but I am not sure about our disturbing relationship. I do like your ass, and the sight of you and your missing pants is better than Disney World, no, I mean even better than
the goats. If I am ever graced with you presence, I will bring the tall midgets, and you can bring the samoa cookies. However, although you attempts and grammatically correcting my typing errors are helpful, perhaphs we can provide you with editing functions for all my posts, to reduce the unneccesary use of chit chat and get on to the good stuff. And that is all.

Yours tastey niblit,

Agent Shaggy

 

[HappyScrappy]

BOOMBASTIC

sorry, that is what I think of with Shaggy. it wasn't me.

 

[Jimsbbc]

HappyScrappy,

Somehow, I just don't see you as the typical gear using tested out musclebound meat head, like some on this board. I think your humor is appreciated.

 

[HappyScrappy]

well thanks Jim!
If you ever saw me you'd know I'm just a little pansy. I think I got some bunk gear. but I'm a tryin.