not had a shower for 3 days

[tuc biscuit]

I am feeling nice and greasy, a thin layer of sweat is now a permanent presence on my face which is real nice, also I smell kinda fruity.

 

[jenscats5]

Alllllllllllllllll-righty then.....

 

[jh1]

figures...

you are fat..... and disgusting.

 

[BrandonXJ]

I thought all british people looked like austin powers.

 

[Smurfy]

i think this is a common theme in England.

 

[Mr. dB]

Andy Kauffman really shouldn't have worn that knit shirt.

 

[Y_lifter]

Are you ate least using deodorant ?

 

[jh1]

Are you ate least using deodorant ?

Nope... he ate all of his deodorant...

He was hungry...

 

[AAP]

He has been taking Italian baths every hour

 

[Deterass]

I thought all british people looked like austin powers.

 

[Y_lifter]

He has been taking Italian baths every hour

aka Dago shower

 

[tuc biscuit]

lol, what's an italian bath?

 

[Y_lifter]

lol, what's an italian bath?

A spray of after shave or cologne

 

[rnch]

lol, what's an italian bath?

stand nude in front a big fan and empty your bladder.

 

[BileStew]

i think this is a common theme in England.

LOL.

Ode to Scurvy is his favorite cologne.

 

[jerkbox]

Nope... he ate all of his deodorant...

He was hungry...

lmao

 

[tuc biscuit]

I had a shower, but had to pay £1 to rent a towel, I pay the equivalent of $1,500 US dollars for a year in my gym and they make me pay to use a towel????????? wtf

 

[jackangel]

this is a natural progression.

first fat, then smelly.

the legend continues.

 

[jerkbox]

I had a shower, but had to pay £1 to rent a towel, I pay the equivalent of $1,500 US dollars for a year in my gym and they make me pay to use a towel????????? wtf

shit that's pricier than my gym even.....and our towels are free

 

[tuc biscuit]

I am leaving the gym soon, I pay such a premium for service I would deem unacceptable at the local liesure centre.