Nostra-dumb-ass

[buksoon]

My best friend was listening to the radio and sent me the deejay's own "prognosticating."

They started with this quatrain, foretelling Michael Jackson:

"What was black shall be white
the monkey dances at his side
Strife shall come from the province of LaToyaHis nose, like Atlantis, slides into the soup."

...and this one, referring to Anna Nicole Smith:
"The holder of false melons
shall unite with a fossil
Dark roots appear monthly
The rabbit paints her portrait."

To amuse myself, I came up with my own bogus quatrain,
foretelling Monica Lewinsky:
"In the round room of power
the dog shall perform tricks
royal garments will be sullied
by the mystery of man"


*** That's my friend talking. Let's all make like Nostrodamus in this thread, and come up with our own???

 

[HamHock]

THERE WILL BE A MAN WHO WALKS ON WATER AND DOES NO WRONG AND WHO DIES ON A CROSS AND IS RESSURECTED................


THERE I MADE UP A FICTIONAL PROPHECY FOR YA.

That isn't prophetic, it's historic, although your sarcasm is duly noted.

 

[crash3837]

lol