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No I will not make out with you!

Hannibal

Hannibal

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Did ya hear that? this girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class! You got Chlorophyll Man up there talking about God knows what and all she can talk about is making out with me. I'm here to learn, everybody, not to make out with you! Go on with the chlorophyll!
 
one of my friends used to always yell that at me if we were out in public - or right as the movie theater got dark.
he'd also yell "no you can't stick your finger in my bellybutton for a dollar!"
or just "that's not my bellybutton!"
 
Billy: I swear to God I'm sick! I can't go to school.
Juanita: If you're gonna stay home today, you can help me shave my armpits!
Billy: Oh my God! I'll go to school!
 
Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
 
Hannibal said:
Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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Several times a day I feel like the intelligence is being sucked out of my fucking head!
 
TheProject said:
Have some more sloppy joes! I made 'em extra sloppy for yous. I know how yous kids like 'em sloppy!
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lady, you're scaring us......
 
no where in your rambling incoherent response did you come close to anything that could be considered a rational thought......

we are all dumber for having listened to it.... i award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul......

a simple wrong would'a done just fine.......
 
Back to school! Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool! I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight! Ohhhh, back to school! Back to school! Back to school! Well, here goes nothing!
 
Billy likes soda
Ms lippy's car is green


I dare you to touch her boob!
Thats assult brotha!


Hey kids it me, I bet you thought that I was dead, but when I fell over I just broke my leg and got a hemorrage in my head!


One of my favorite movies
 
HappyScrappy said:
that movie has Pete Sampras' wife in it - Bridgette something. she is hot... and pregnant now.
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She is pretty hot! She was also on the TV series The Street...it only lasted a few months before being cancelled.
 
Yeah that would be Bridgette Wilson-Sampras...hottie of all hotties. I'm so in lust with that woman. She was Sonya in Mortal Kombat and also the lead chick in Love Stinks. By far one of my favorite blondes in Hollywood, except now she's carrying Pete's shortie, so she's kinda offlimits. That and I don't play professional tennis and make 7 figures a year but that's just details. She ain't wit dat right man. She need some young meat.
 
she is quite the hottie.
I loved that show The Street.

they cancel all the good shows - "Freaks and Geeks", "Get a Life", "The Street" - bastards.
 
"Its to hot for a penguin to be just walking around here"

"Shampoo is better, NO NO, Conditioner is better. STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN."
 
HappyScrappy said:

they cancel all the good shows - "Freaks and Geeks", "Get a Life", "The Street" - bastards.
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So true! Look on the bright side, you can watch My Wife and Kids, and According to Jim!
 
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Bus Driver: That Veronica Vaughn is one hot piece of ass, I know from experience dude. If you know what I mean.
Billy: No, you don't.
Bus Driver: Well, not me personally but a guy I know. Him and her GOT IT ON! WOOO-EEEE.
Billy: No they didn't.
Bus Driver: No, No, they didn't. But you could imagine what it'd be like if they, eh, eh.....everybody on, good, great, grand, wonderful, NO YELLING ON THE BUS!!
 
HappyScrappy said:
one of my friends used to always yell that at me if we were out in public - or right as the movie theater got dark.
he'd also yell "no you can't stick your finger in my bellybutton for a dollar!"
or just "that's not my bellybutton!"
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I have a friend that use to duck down in the seat if there were 3 guys in the front seat of a truck, he would be sitting on the passenger side which would make us look gay. It was hilarious. The little Leprochan also used to duck down in the seat when I was driving and he would lay on the horn, making me look like a madman.
 
Hannibal said:
Did ya hear that? this girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class! You got Chlorophyll Man up there talking about God knows what and all she can talk about is making out with me. I'm here to learn, everybody, not to make out with you! Go on with the chlorophyll!
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My MGT class is freezing and this girl behind me asked me if she could sit in my lap to keep warm...lol. Guess I am just hot natured...love it in the winter time...

B True
 
sereneman said:


I have a friend that use to duck down in the seat if there were 3 guys in the front seat of a truck, he would be sitting on the passenger side which would make us look gay. It was hilarious. The little Leprochan also used to duck down in the seat when I was driving and he would lay on the horn, making me look like a madman.
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lol!

my same friend, when we were on the bus on the way to a track meet - if we were in the back, he would wait until we were at a light where people could see in, then he would bob his head up and down on someone else's seat to make it look like road head.

also, if we were in the mall, he would yell out "sweetie, where are you going?" then he would prance after me. also he would yell across stores "where were you last night, I waited up all night, cooking dinner, lighting candles, and you were probably out whoring weren't you?!"

fun guy.
 
Miss Lippy, the part of the story I don't like, is that the boy stops looking for his dog after an hour. He just sits on his porch like a goon, he didn't put up posters or anything. That boy's gotta think "You got a pet, you got a responsibility! You can't just look for an hour and call it quits. So you get your ass out there and you find that fuckin' dog!"
 
Principal: At no point in your rambling, did you even come close to an intelligent thought. I award you no points, may God have mercy on your soul.
Billy: A simple no would've done just fine
 
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