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New Survivor Series...

strongsmartsexy

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IDEA FOR A NEW "SURVIVOR" SERIES Here's the scenario Six married men will be dropped on an island with ONE (1) car and FOUR (4) kids each (between the ages of 2 and 8), for SIX (6) weeks.

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Each kid plays two (2) sports and either takes music or dance classes.

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There is no access to fast food.

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Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, etc.

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The men only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all the chores are done.
There is only one (1) TV between them and there is NO REMOTE
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The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, (which they must apply themselves either while driving or while making four lunches).

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They must attend weekly PTA meetings, clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m., get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas and make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker,
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The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.

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The last man wins ..only if ..
he has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.

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If the last man DOES win, he can play the game over and over again for the next 18-25 years .
eventually earning the right to be called "M O T H E R"

Send this to any female that you think will get a kick out of it,and any man that you think can handle it!!

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-- Aristotle --
 
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