New Member(sorta) Welcome

[Haywood_Jablowme]

Just wanted to say Hi and say I'm glad to be a part of this fine Board.
I look farward to unleashing my pent up sexual frustrations here in the most gentle, respectable fashion.

I have been watching and learning all I can, and feel I have a grasp of the group dynamic in here.

I am aroused by the little things women say and do. Not just the obvious T&A stuff that all us Guys enjoy.

Anyway, a big SHOUT out to all the X chromo's and to say "How YU DOIN" and "I just LOVE WOMEN !!!"

 

[frorider6]

If you talk to buksoon I'll rip out your eyes and shove your balls into the empty sockets.

Welcome to the board.

 

[Haywood_Jablowme]

I assure you bro, If I do "talk" to her, it will be with the Utmost respect for your situation. I love women. Especially open, honest, beautiful ones...

 

[frorider6]

I assure you bro, If I do "talk" to her, it will be with the Utmost respect for your situation. I love women. Especially open, honest, beautiful ones...

So what are you saying? That you think you could fuck her? Huh? Is that it? Are you calling her a whore? I'll fucking kill you man!!!

 

[68GT350]

Haywood disturbs me. He sounds horny to the point of stalker status. Welcome to the board, i'm sure the girls will love you.

 

[Haywood_Jablowme]

Fro...
My body is shaking like Wodin's Cerebal Palsied hand....

Hey, I've been watchin how you 2 interact here. Fantastic...
No one seems to understand you can get more with honey than BS...

 

[frorider6]

*sniff sniff* What's that I smell? Kinda smells like someone has invented a new user name. I wonder if it's a current member or a banned one.......

 

[Haywood_Jablowme]

Haywood disturbs me. He sounds horny to the point of stalker status. Welcome to the board, i'm sure the girls will love you.

Stalker,,, I wouldn't do anything to freak out or upset the most incredible living thing on this or any other planet. (Women).

Even the wierd, bitchy ones intrigue me somewhat..

 

[thebabydoc]

What kind of car do you drive?
A friend told me that's the best way into a girl's pants;
I used to have a LOTUS but the 'benz is more comfortable.

 

[Haywood_Jablowme]

*sniff sniff* What's that I smell? Kinda smells like someone has invented a new user name. I wonder if it's a current member or a banned one.......

Possibly,, Is it not possible that this is the real me, just wanting to express myself freely and openly?

I promise you no BS and the sharing of my true thoughts and experiences in my long and very eventfull life.

 

[KEL]

I think all the ladies will love Haywood_Jablowme

 

[Haywood_Jablowme]

What kind of car do you drive?
A friend told me that's the best way into a girl's pants;
I used to have a LOTUS but the 'benz is more comfortable.

I believe the Vehicle you drive is a First Impression to get a Womans interest.
BUT!, If you want to KEEP their interest you must lean to Understand them as best as you can.

I drive a GMC truck and a VW Passat

And above all RESPECT them for being different than you are in most ways.

 

[thebabydoc]

Sound like somebody's been watching Temptation Island

 

[Haywood_Jablowme]

Sound like somebody's been watching Temptation Island

damn! That show is soo unbelievable except for the hurt that goes on near the end.

They Celebrate hedonism and Free feelings as well as Solid respect for someone elses feelings...

 

[thebabydoc]

I figured it out today;

it's "Change of Heart" with better chicks and guys and a bigger budget.

What's w/ all the F%#cking crying???

 

[Haywood_Jablowme]

yea and It's almost as good as BayWatch for Wet Cleavage

 

[thebabydoc]

Watch it Heywood_

You'll blow your cover!

 

[Haywood_Jablowme]

I think all the ladies will love Haywood_Jablowme

Thanks Kel..
As promised, No BS and no dis'n

 

[Citruscide]

Just wanted to say Hi and say I'm glad to be a part of this fine Board.
I look farward to unleashing my pent up sexual frustrations here in the most gentle, respectable fashion.

I have been watching and learning all I can, and feel I have a grasp of the group dynamic in here.

I am aroused by the little things women say and do. Not just the obvious T&A stuff that all us Guys enjoy.

Anyway, a big SHOUT out to all the X chromo's and to say "How YU DOIN" and "I just LOVE WOMEN !!!"

NOOOOOO!!!! THERE ALL GOING TO LAUGH AT YOU!!!

C

 

[Haywood_Jablowme]

Watch it Heywood_
You'll blow your cover!

Hey, I never said I won't make statments like "Nice Body" or
"Damn She is Hot". I only said you should respect...

I have been able to get away with saying a lot of border line Sexual comments to women by making sure they understand I respect them first, then lust after them second...

 

[Haywood_Jablowme]

Re: Re: New Member(sorta) Welcome

NOOOOOO!!!! THERE ALL GOING TO LAUGH AT YOU!!!
C

Bwahaaahaa.. They'll be laughin while I'm chattin it up with the ladies.
I can relate to Bangin It hard just like the rest of us.
My style is just a little different bro...

 

[frorider6]

I have been able to get away with saying a lot of border line Sexual comments to women by making sure they understand I respect them first, then lust after them second...

Is that what you did with smallmovesal?

 

[Haywood_Jablowme]

Is that what you did with smallmovesal?

Well, With Smalls, you can cross the border.. OHHH CANADA !!!

 

[KEL]

Is that what you did with smallmovesal?

that's not nice!

 

[frorider6]

that's not nice!

In what way?

 

[Haywood_Jablowme]

Smalls is the epitome of what makes Women so appealing.
She thinks different than I do. Posts what appear to be wierd topics like pillow threads. But It's all good to me.

I don't know how long I could handle someone talking about pillows and stuff all day, but It is entertaining never the less..

 

[KEL]

F6

Haywood_Jablowme said that he will behave this time.

Let's give him a chance.

 

[frorider6]

F6

Haywood_Jablowme said that he will behave this time.

Let's give him a chance.

And I plan to. I just couldn't resist.

 

[Haywood_Jablowme]

No biggie.. I took the Joke as it was intended...
Thanks Kel, Fro

 

[Y_lifter]

Welcome Bro.. Lighten up on the Syrup.. will ya