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Nathan
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...unless they are creepy looking and offer you candy. In that case, and only that case, it is acceptable. The reason here being that such creepy people offering goodies more than likely want to talk to you, whereas you can bet your ass that the rest of the free world does not. So, take the weird man's/woman's/hemaphrodite's/unicorn's candy and talk that fucker up about stuff. I find that creepy, lonely people like often want to talk about the kinds of things they'd like to do to you, so ask them. You should be polite, like for instance you might say, "Hello there. Is that candy for me? Thank you very much sir. Is there anything in particular you wanted to do to me? Any procedures you would like to perform on me? Will a camera be invloved? I'm very photogenic is all and I must say that my ass looks really tight in photographs, which I attribute to my penchant for bending at the knees. I don't much care for bending at the waist since I feel it puts unneccessary stress on the lower back and I'm sure that leads to some form of cancer or another...."
Be wary of talking too much cause you might scare the obviously homicidal molester away, and we wouldn't want that. So, the next time someone is apparently interested in viciously abusing you sexually, don't be shy and feel free to approach them first. You never know what great friends you might meet this way.
Be wary of talking too much cause you might scare the obviously homicidal molester away, and we wouldn't want that. So, the next time someone is apparently interested in viciously abusing you sexually, don't be shy and feel free to approach them first. You never know what great friends you might meet this way.
