Never take a date to a strip joint

[vinylgroover]

Because you may do yourself out of a fuck.

Went to a strip joint with three chicks and a mate of mine. I was getting on really well with one of the chicks, making excellent yardage with her, when a smoking hot stripper came onstage.

I wanted to get closer, so i bought some tipping dollars and invited the chick to come with me and sit next to the stage. Anyway, we started talking to this stripper and both of us were tipping her......cracking body and face. Both girls started flirting with each other and i was getting a full nazi in my pants.

At one point, the stripper said 'when was the last time you were with a woman'. So i said about 3 weeks ago. She laughed and said 'sorry, i was talking to the girl', LOL.

Anyway, cut a long story short, the two girls exchanged numbers and agreed to meet later on that night for a girlie fuck.......and i was left out in the cold.......fucking fuck. The girl i was with said 'I love cock, but right now i'm loving pussy a bit more than cock'.

I'm sure she'll get over it soon and come gagging to have my cock in her ass.........but damn, i really needed to dump some garbage that night.

 

[WarriorPL]

The girl i was with said 'I love cock, but right now i'm loving pussy a bit more than cock'.

Damn that girl's a keeper. I wish i knew her.

You really shoulda done a threesome with the two of em... or watched the two of them.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Here is the real deal.

A woman can't do a damn thing with a vagina except for lick it. They decided the most fun they could have was crush your evening. Strippers are usually messed up people anyways.

She could have had a building and got a cave instead.

 

[vinylgroover]

What?.......and you guys don't think i was in there doing my best to get in on the act.

They just wanted some quality girl time.......without a penis getting in the way........and i assure you, if i was there, my penis would have well and truly been in the way

 

[biteme]

Because you may do yourself out of a fuck.

Went to a strip joint with three chicks and a mate of mine. I was getting on really well with one of the chicks, making excellent yardage with her, when a smoking hot stripper came onstage.

I wanted to get closer, so i bought some tipping dollars and invited the chick to come with me and sit next to the stage. Anyway, we started talking to this stripper and both of us were tipping her......cracking body and face. Both girls started flirting with each other and i was getting a full nazi in my pants.

At one point, the stripper said 'when was the last time you were with a woman'. So i said about 3 weeks ago. She laughed and said 'sorry, i was talking to the girl', LOL.

Anyway, cut a long story short, the two girls exchanged numbers and agreed to meet later on that night for a girlie fuck.......and i was left out in the cold.......fucking fuck. The girl i was with said 'I love cock, but right now i'm loving pussy a bit more than cock'.

I'm sure she'll get over it soon and come gagging to have my cock in her ass.........but damn, i really needed to dump some garbage that night.

Not my kind of women.

 

[vinylgroover]

Re: Re: Never take a date to a strip joint

Not my kind of women.

I wasn't lookong for marriage Biteme.

 

[manny78]

Bro wait for your turn. On that specific night she was looking for a pussy but anyway, unless they're lesbians, they'll be begging for some quality wood soon. For the moment, pop some clomids, get Cialis and wait...

 

[vinylgroover]

most strippers are bi, or lesbian. You should've known that. You didn't know your chick was into women?

But if i were you, i'd marry this chick. I love BI women! Woo hooo!!!

-= nav =-

It wasn't really a date......i met her once before briefly, but we were getting on great in the club. She was actually shy about sitting next to the stage with me.......i had to convince her to join me......in hindsight that was a wrong move

The stripper didn't want a threesome because she had a boyfriend......so that left me out in the cold.

 

[vixenbabe]

Face it! They both saw your lil Nazi standing at attention in your pants and figured they'd have more fun without ya.

 

[Puddles]

That's messed up, VG. If the stripper has a bf she shouldn't be messing around with girls on the side...unless maybe she was planning on having him join them...now that would relaly suck! Better luck next time!

 

[vinylgroover]

Face it! They both saw your lil Nazi standing at attention in your pants and figured they'd have more fun without ya.

LOL, It's certainly no rolling pin but its been known to tear more than a few asses up

How do you say 'kolobaras' in your langage babe

 

[DUSTY]

Because you may do yourself out of a fuck.

Went to a strip joint with three chicks and a mate of mine. I was getting on really well with one of the chicks, making excellent yardage with her, when a smoking hot stripper came onstage.

I wanted to get closer, so i bought some tipping dollars and invited the chick to come with me and sit next to the stage. Anyway, we started talking to this stripper and both of us were tipping her......cracking body and face. Both girls started flirting with each other and i was getting a full nazi in my pants.

At one point, the stripper said 'when was the last time you were with a woman'. So i said about 3 weeks ago. She laughed and said 'sorry, i was talking to the girl', LOL.

Anyway, cut a long story short, the two girls exchanged numbers and agreed to meet later on that night for a girlie fuck.......and i was left out in the cold.......fucking fuck. The girl i was with said 'I love cock, but right now i'm loving pussy a bit more than cock'.

I'm sure she'll get over it soon and come gagging to have my cock in her ass.........but damn, i really needed to dump some garbage that night.

was the strip joint your idea or the ladies?