Need to pass a very important interview.. any tips?

[revexrevex]

I will go to a very important interview next week. If I pass it, I will be able to finally move on in life. The interview will consist of multiple questioning by many different people, and at the end a "crossexamination" by a whole group of people. I know the stuff that I put on the resume very well, but does anyone have any tips on how to act and increase confidence and thus my chance of getting this job, or any other tips?

 

[revexrevex]

Dcup you're a fucking idiot and if i saw you i'd break your fucking neck.

Spatts thank you very much.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Wear a kilt with no underwear and keep crossing you legs back and forth! After they have had a few peeks of your Furry Man Bush you will be hired on the spot!

 

[revexrevex]

Hey C3!!! Whats up bro, hows everything. I still can't see you on AIM though

 

[c3bodybuilding]

Do not go over it too much, if you do, it will sound planned. Other than that, the only real advice I can give you, is to believe in yourself, and your ability to get this job. Do not think you can do it, know you can. Think a moment before answering any questions as well. Always make eye contact when speaking with the person, do not let your eyes wander, or look down. Sit upright as well, but not look 'stiff', look almost as if it comes natural to you. These are all well known simple things, but sometimes when we are nervous, we tend to overlook them.

When I have to go on a job interview, I always feel nervous, but when I apply the above for a few days/weeks before the interview, I go in with a better attitude. Good luck, and I look forward to hearing the good news.

ps. Also try to get a good nights rest before. It will be hard because you may be a little excited/nervous/anxious or all three, but just try to relax the night before, and not think about it.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Dcup you're a fucking idiot and if i saw you i'd break your fucking neck.

Spatts thank you very much.

Sorry you life is stressful but that aint gonna happen!

 

[big_bad_buff]

4 mini-thins five minutes before hand and you'll be good to go

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

4 mini-thins five minutes before hand and you'll be good to go

And I got ripped for my advice! 4 m-thins! lol might as well drink a forty with that!

 

[Paulos]

I have never had an interview where I wasn't hired.

I simply just tell them that I am a good employee and worker, and they will not be sorry if they hire me.


Good thing I am good at lying, because my ass has been fired like 5 times and I've quit 4 times w/o giving 2 weeks notice.

 

[revexrevex]

Paulos, I don't think that response will work with one of the biggest banks in the world.

 

[c3bodybuilding]

I would just tell them what's in your sig line "Look, I'm not a gangster, I'm just Russian" You CAN'T go wrong with that line. LOL After giving a real response, I figured a little fun couldn't hurt.

 

[Paulos]

Paulos, I don't think that response will work with one of the biggest banks in the world.

Hey, just don't be an ass and blather about deadlifts the entire interview and you'll be fine.

 

[revexrevex]

revex, be confident and assertive during the interview. Most employers look for that kinda stuff, they also look to see if you're nervous or not... just be cool, dress conservatively, and be properly groomed (brush teeth, breath mint, nice hair, etc..)

Thanks broly.

 

[KristopherWalken]

what posistion at what bank are you interviewing for? you must have an accounting or finance degree.

 

[revexrevex]

correct.

 

[slickdadd]

I have never had an interview where I wasn't hired.

I simply just tell them that I am a good employee and worker, and they will not be sorry if they hire me.


Good thing I am good at lying, because my ass has been fired like 5 times and I've quit 4 times w/o giving 2 weeks notice.

Thats quite a few jobs for a young fellow broshi

 

[revexrevex]

I am going sleep. The dreams of deadlift await me. Bigguns15 knows what I am talking about. And so does spatts. Especially Spatts.

 

[big_bad_buff]

dude I have in the past. not for but 2. it makes me talk more, more out going etc. makes me sweat but I dont think it's obvious

And I got ripped for my advice! 4 m-thins! lol might as well drink a forty with that!

 

[Crazy Ivan]

Have a lot of confidence, show character, and integrity! Eye contact, but don't stare continuously! Firm handshake accompanied with direct eye contact is the first impression!

Should be a breeze, best of luck to you, buddy!

 

[WODIN]

Eye contact.

Concise answers...don't beat around the bush or over explain yourself.

Don't end your point with "so..." State it. Mean it. Be done with it.

Yep.

Also have you ever taken any professional witness prep courses? Because spatts lays out the fundamentals nicely.

 

[Y_lifter]

Before answering each question, pause about 1-2 seconds(no more) when they are done asking to ensure they know you are considering each answer carefully, and that you don't step on their question.

 

[bigschweeler]

Lots of good advice here, but I would also say that if you do your very best, and you still don't get hired, you can't let it bring you down.

Companies hire who they perceive to have the talent (ability to do the job), relevant experience (have done the job in the past) and chemistry (how well do they fit in with the organization's philosophy, the personalities there).

Job interviewing is like courting a really hot chick. She can just sit back and pick the one person she likes the best. Most of the time the best person probably isn't hired for the job, but the person the decision-maker likes the best.

People work for people, not for companies.

 

[Scarlett33]

Wear a kilt with no underwear and keep crossing you legs back and forth! After they have had a few peeks of your Furry Man Bush you will be hired on the spot!

When I saw this thread I knew someone would suggest exposing your penis one way or another Spatts gave you good advise. Good luck with the interview