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PHATchik

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OK, I am feeling really stupid right now. I got hurt by someone I cared about, and I feel like I should have expected it. He has let me down in the past, but this time he really hurt me. Guys can be such assholes sometimes. No offense to the good ones out there, and there are a few. I feel like I should have known better, and that is my own damn fault for trusting him this much. Needed to vent. If anyone else wants to say bad things about him, feel free. :rolleyes: :bawling:
 
Come on, someone say something bad about the asshole even though you don't know him. I need the support.
 
PHATchik said:
If anyone else wants to say bad things about him, feel free.

Hello,

Although insulting and spreading ill will around him might feel good, it really isn't the best way to take care of this type of situation. I would like to submit a suggestion to you about this. Make note, there are five separate stages, each as vital as the last, and they must be completed in this order:

Part I - Abduction

As (we'll call him Job) is walking to or from his place of employment (assumption that he works), hit him in the knees with a crowbar or other hard object. Toss Job into your trunk and head West until you come upon a secluded area, preferably with water nearby.

Part II - Cleansing

Hobble Job and douse his face with gasoline. Take care not to accidentally splash other areas of his body, as you want him to stay alive. Light Job's face on fire, but not for long. Timing varies, but generally once you hear a sizzling sound, like an egg frying, that's usually a signal to extinguish the flames. Use urine to extinguish the fire if humiliation interests you.

Part III - Karaoke

Fasten a microphone to Job's chin and tell him that for every sound you hear out of him, that he will suffer in immense agony for an unspecified amount of time. If you hear a noise, use a shard of glass to cut his abdomen open, taking care again not to kill him. Use corrosive substances to intensify his pain.

Part IV - Closure

Take a burning spear and shove it through Job's neck.

Good luck with whatever path you choose.

Edited as I forgot the final stage.

Part V - Laughing

Laughter is good for us all. Especially after killing someone who wronged you.
 
if he seriously hurt u that bad hun and it was his fault, fuck it. he's not worth your tears. if he's a fucking asshole and he's hurt you it will all come back to him. what goes around, comes around. feel better.
 
SG, thank you for that truly wonderful post. I envisioned "Job" going through each of those stages. Trust me, I was impressed with the results. And thanks also for the laugh. I'm afraid that I need all the cheering up I can get.
 
Instant Karma's gonna get you
Gonna knock you right on the head
You better get yourself together
Pretty soon you're gonna be dead
What in the world you thinking of
Laughing in the face of love
What on earth you tryin' to do
It's up to you, yeah you

Instant Karma's gonna get you
Gonna look you right in the face
Better get yourself together darlin'
Join the human race
How in the world you gonna see
Laughin' at fools like me
Who in the hell d'you think you are
A super star
Well, right you are

Well we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
Well we all shine on
Ev'ryone come on

Instant Karma's gonna get you
Gonna knock you off your feet
Better recognize your brothers
Ev'ryone you meet
Why in the world are we here
Surely not to live in pain and fear
Why on earth are you there
When you're ev'rywhere
Come and get your share

Well we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
Yeah we all shine on
Come on and on and on on on
Yeah yeah, alright, uh huh, ah

Well we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
Yeah we all shine on
On and on and on on and on

Well we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
Well we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
Well we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
Yeah we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
 
PHATchik said:
SG, thank you for that truly wonderful post. I envisioned "Job" going through each of those stages. Trust me, I was impressed with the results. And thanks also for the laugh. I'm afraid that I need all the cheering up I can get.

thing is hun that i dont think u know but this is how goatslayer really feels. its not for laughs. im telling you he's serious. he's nuts but u gotta love it.
 
Mike P.T. said:


thing is hun that i dont think u know but this is how goatslayer really feels. its not for laughs. im telling you he's serious. he's nuts but u gotta love it.

Of course.
 
Thanks hun. And thanks for the support everyone. I'm not usually this emotional over crap like this, But tonight, I saw this guy's true colors, and I am going to confront him tomorrow about it all. Wish me luck.
 
:( He isn't worth your sanity or anything else of yours, be strong sweetheart, you'll be fine
 
I just feel kind of dumb for trusting him. To find out that a friend is a lying asshole is really hard. I knew he was an ass. I just didn't know how much of a one he was.
 
LOL. Very nice pic. Thanks Smalls.
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trust takes months and years to build but only seconds to break. very true.... don't worry hun. as we all said, it's not worth your tears. i know things like this hurt but at least u found out sooner than much later. like i always say, i would rather the truth come out and it be painful, then have everything be good and it all really be a lie. good luck
 
After tomorrow, I plan on things being resolved with him completely. Keep your fingers crossed for me. Better cross your toes too.
 
sorry to hear that.....it sucks when people are assholes :(

im sure you'll know what to do. on the off hand you dont...

kick him in the nuts. it REALLY hurts...plus if your lucky you might rupture a testicle, and then they put in this fake one which sometimes can explodes and shit, and they have to scoop out whats left of it and stuff :D
 
I feel the same way.. but not about men.

If you seperate yourself from humanity and never let people have the ability to hurt you.. it will never happen (heartbreak). Yes, you will miss out on love.. but you will also assure yourself of never dealing with this kind of heartbreak again.


you will also become self absorbed... and you will get alot of things done that YOU want to do!!!!
:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
YOU will also go CRAZY!!!!! LIKE ME!!!!!!!
 
dballer said:
I feel the same way.. but not about men.

If you seperate yourself from humanity and never let people have the ability to hurt you.. it will never happen (heartbreak). Yes, you will miss out on love.. but you will also assure yourself of never dealing with this kind of heartbreak again.


you will also become self absorbed... and you will get alot of things done that YOU want to do!!!!
:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
YOU will also go CRAZY!!!!! LIKE ME!!!!!!!

me too i guess :(
 
danielson said:


me too i guess :(

TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDEDOWN!!!!

at least you are not alone!!!! you can join the He-Man Women Haters Club.. I am sure there are some members here somewhere. I am in the Human Haters Club.. I am the only member... I think Warik has a similar club.. well.. I think it went defunct a few months ago.
 
dballer said:


TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDEDOWN!!!!

at least you are not alone!!!! you can join the He-Man Women Haters Club.. I am sure there are some members here somewhere. I am in the Human Haters Club.. I am the only member... I think Warik has a similar club.. well.. I think it went defunct a few months ago.

:)

i guess ive just had bad experiences....nah hate em all :D
 
Feels better right???

Think of yourself like a Viking.. (Not Mr Muscle) Think of yourself like a modern day Atillia the Hun... be a Human Pitt Bull....

You will feel better!!! Trust me.. then all you will have to do is become a Republican!!!!
 
dballer said:
Feels better right???

Think of yourself like a Viking.. (Not Mr Muscle) Think of yourself like a modern day Atillia the Hun... be a Human Pitt Bull....

You will feel better!!! Trust me.. then all you will have to do is become a Republican!!!!

lol

i do agree with the right on some things....

come to the dark side :D

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PHATchik, I feel like I know exactly how you feel because I have felt the exact same way before, even tho I'm not sure what happened with you. But that sounds almost exactly like something I would've written.

Sux to get hurt. That is why I have developed this specially made invisible suit of armor you apply it like moisturizer before you walk out your door every morning, and it turns into this invisible wall and no one's words or actions can hurt you. In fact, it reflects right off of the armor and hurts the offenders 10x worse than it would've hurt you. :D It's pretty cool, I'm thinking of making an infomercial, you can be a guinea pig and give one of the testimonials.
 
Phatchik, babe I hope oyu're feeling better today. Remember, anyone who hurts you or lies to you isn't worth your time. You're a pretty cool person, and you deserve better than that.

Do like Danialson said, kick him in the balls. :)
 
Thanks everyone for the very very nice suggestions. Danielson, I could only wish on that one....sigh. And Polarpixie, hook me up. You'll make millions. DBaller, you might be onto something, just not quite so extreme, you know?

And as far as getting to deal with him, didn't happen. I called and invited him over. Actually, I left a voicemail telling him to come over today. He called and said he couldn't make it. I was really liking the kicking him in the balls idea. Oh well.
 
well he sounds like a total asshole/spineless so maybe its better this way...

plus them fake testicles are expensive :D
 
PHATchik said:
Good, let him go broke. :D

ouch ;)

good night.....take care :)
 
latinoheat6u said:
I'm sorry to hear about you being hurt. WHAT A PUNK!!! I hope you get over this loser soon.:(


Thanks. Trust me, there's no getting over to be done. He's not going to be an issue with me anymore.
 
HAHA! GIRL~ u deserve so much better than that lil rotten ass licking scrotum muncher! your right guys can be ASSHOLES! YEAH hear that HI!? its not only women damn u! lol... But seriously girl im sorry he hurt you, and i hope you feel better soon and find the man of your dreams :)
 
Girl, thanks for the backup! We'll have to see if the man of my dreams even exists. I'll find out one day. :)
 
do i have to get in my car car and drive to Tenn. to kick some ass

heres the deal ill beat this guy, and you come up here and cat fight my ex
 
That sounds like a deal HI! I don't like her anyway. Plus, if you just want to come to Tenn. period, that is fine with me. :)
 
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