PHATchik said:
If anyone else wants to say bad things about him, feel free.
Hello,
Although insulting and spreading ill will around him might feel good, it really isn't the best way to take care of this type of situation. I would like to submit a suggestion to you about this. Make note, there are five separate stages, each as vital as the last, and they must be completed in this order:
Part I - Abduction
As (we'll call him Job) is walking to or from his place of employment (assumption that he works), hit him in the knees with a crowbar or other hard object. Toss Job into your trunk and head West until you come upon a secluded area, preferably with water nearby.
Part II - Cleansing
Hobble Job and douse his face with gasoline. Take care not to accidentally splash other areas of his body, as you want him to stay alive. Light Job's face on fire, but not for long. Timing varies, but generally once you hear a sizzling sound, like an egg frying, that's usually a signal to extinguish the flames. Use urine to extinguish the fire if humiliation interests you.
Part III - Karaoke
Fasten a microphone to Job's chin and tell him that for every sound you hear out of him, that he will suffer in immense agony for an unspecified amount of time. If you hear a noise, use a shard of glass to cut his abdomen open, taking care again not to kill him. Use corrosive substances to intensify his pain.
Part IV - Closure
Take a burning spear and shove it through Job's neck.
Good luck with whatever path you choose.
Edited as I forgot the final stage.
Part V - Laughing
Laughter is good for us all. Especially after killing someone who wronged you.