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Need some help with my declaration of hotness!

Ffactor

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I am going to apply for the show next season. Being Indo-Persian I'm a shoe in thanks to affirmative action. :rolleyes:
But I need some help with my declaration of hotness. Any ideas?
 
No actually I already know I'm supersexy. I just need something unique to say about my hotness. People tell me I'm hot all the time but that's a cliche.
 
I've met Ffactor and he looks just like that picture.
 
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I think this is what you look like?!? Am I right?
 
Hi F,

Just email it to my husband's address. I'm sure he would appreciate it!

:D


By the way, your an east coaster right? Does EF ever have a get together for East coast people? Wouldn't it be fun!?! I'd offer up my house, but I'm scared!! :confused: :confused:
 
"I've been told I'm attractive, and if people really do see me that way it must be because they can sense that I am, deep inside, in love with all of humanity."
 
We just had a get together this past Saturday and had a blast! I'll make sure you're invited to the next one, just don't bring your husband!
 
Big Johnson said:
"I've been told I'm attractive, and if people really do see me that way it must be because they can sense that I am, deep inside, in love with all of humanity."

DUDE. Did you even see the genius I have just gifted to you?
 
FreeballinDC said:



LMAO, damn Ffactor, you would give BonerDude a run for his money in those shorts.

Is that the look you are going for? A boner in spandex?

We have a new EF character and his name is Bonerdude!!! Actually, he was pretty hot! His boner gave me a boner!
 
FreeballinDC said:



LMAO, damn Ffactor, you would give BonerDude a run for his money in those shorts.

Is that the look you are going for? A boner in spandex?

He may have slightly more muscle than I but I bet he doesn't have as much fun in strip clubs as I do!!!

I am the master at getting "a bang for my buck"!

HAHAHAHAHAHA
 
LMAO!

You couldn't get too much of a "bang", that hardon never left your pants.

Besides, Ffactor has it all over you in the looks department.

Hell, even Lumbergs anvanatar looks better than you!
 
WTF??!?!!? Is it a hotness contest or a writing contest? Don't they understand that being hot is a full-time job? Writing is for geeks.
 
FreeballinDC said:
LMAO!

You couldn't get too much of a "bang", that hardon never left your pants.

Besides, Ffactor has it all over you in the looks department.

Hell, even Lumbergs anvanatar looks better than you!

First of all, I wasn't wearing any underpants. So the joke's on you! HA!

Second of all, I'm sure Ffagtor would like to get all over me. But he's going to have to content himself with you. HA!

Third of all, I think Lumberg looks pretty good. I bet most of the people on this board don't look half as good as him. Besides it's not how you look it's how much fun you have! And I was havign the most fun of all at that strip club. Except for maybe gtrcivic. But he's Asian.
 
Ffactor said:


No, that's some gay dude!


LOL.




"Declaration of Hotness"... LMFAO.
What Hot Zone are you in?
They must've been laughing their asses off during the meetings to come up with all the ideas for that show.
 
Bullit said:



LOL.




"Declaration of Hotness"... LMFAO.
What Hot Zone are you in?
They must've been laughing their asses off during the meetings to come up with all the ideas for that show.

Actually I never saw the show but it has the word hot in it so it's gotta be pretty cool!
 
Ffactor said:


Actually I never saw the show but it has the word hot in it so it's gotta be pretty cool!

have you posted your pic on hotornot.com?
 
Damn, OK then, no, it was not a rhetorical question. Nor was it supposed to be a funny question, but what I have to ask is best reserved for a PM.

Have you talked to EF Sam about this?
 
F, got your PM.

Now that the weekend is free, where is the next strip club meeting? Also, let me know when you are going to fire off a few rounds, I feel the need to hit a few targets!
 
Ffactor and Freebie you guys shoot? I've always wanted to go to a firing range. Some coworkers keep talking about going but we never do.

Also to clear out space you have to delete your sent messages too FlaccidFactor.
 
I did a little bit of firing when I was in the army.

The 9mm was awesome to fire, and I still like to shoot some, but haven't done so since I was in the reserves.
 
Lumberg said:
Ffactor and Freebie you guys shoot? I've always wanted to go to a firing range. Some coworkers keep talking about going but we never do.

Also to clear out space you have to delete your sent messages too FlaccidFactor.

You must have missed me talkin bout my guns!
 
SO are we going back to good guys again soon? I just bought some more Cialis!
 
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