Need one million dollars...........

[Testosterone boy]

to hit the goal of one millions dollars to crank up a new political party.

I forgot what our position on the issues was but I do recall requesting one million dollars to start a new political party.

Ya'll need to step up to the plate and cough up some serious dinero.

To date.....the orbs and orbettes have raised the princely sum of $00.00, this amount falls short of our fundraising goals by................one million dollars.

I suggest the following strategies:

Asset liquidation

Credit card loans

Home loans

Drive a less expensive, more fuel efficient car

Consume less porn

Eat less

Take a second job

Over time

Do like me and ask for donations


The name of this political party is.................The New Freedom Party.

When people ask us what party we represent, we will just call it the Freedom Party.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Cool. We need to make a political platform for this party though.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Cool. We need to make a political platform for this party though.

Perhaps

We will think about that concen after raising............one million dollars.

 

[strangebrew]

Now that's a cause I definitely won't be supporting.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Now that's a cause I definitely won't be supporting.

Too bad.

We will have cabinet positions........................

 

[Testosterone boy]

Cool. We need to make a political platform for this party though.

Sheesh......looks like we may need a platform after all.


Firstly..................we will not make the legalization of quality suppelmemts a vocal priority. We need to pull more 1% of the vote.


We need our women to have better figures though.

And gyms should have more free weights and squat racks. Lower rates too.

Speed limit defintely should be raised in most places.

DUI limit needs to be raised as well.

Chat boards should be free of fed interdiction unless someone is truly threatening.

Lower taxes for sure.

Lets keep our jobs right here ok.

Oh....lets get rid of those low tech sand burglars instead of living in fear at a cost of $50 million/day.

How about fair trials for low income people.

How about women being held accountable like men are.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Cool. We need to make a political platform for this party though.

Well..................since the donations are slow.

Help with the platform?