Mysterious package

[HamsterHider]

I got this mysterious package in the mail today addressed to me in care of the peoples apt. I am watching. No body knows I am here. I think I should not open it and throw it in the garbage. Any ideas?

 

[May1010]

You got it today? Good. Write "Return to Sender" on it and leave it on the table. Unfortunately, it is only package #1 of 2. Another one is to follow very shortly.

BTW: Thank you!

 

[X.X]

Please open it. I want to know what it is!

 

[May1010]

Please open it. I want to know what it is!

Llama porn.

 

[HamsterHider]

it was just a theoretical question. I never got anything weird like that in the mail it would be scary.
Why Am i getting 2 and not just 1.
Tell me the deal was 1. so that means 1 for you 1 for me.
I get to pick mine

 

[X.X]

Llama porn

 

[May1010]

it was just a theoretical question. I never got anything weird like that in the mail it would be scary.
Why Am i getting 2 and not just 1.
Tell me the deal was 1. so that means 1 for you 1 for me.
I get to pick mine

Sorry Sparky! They're both mine! Too much to fit into one package, I guess.

 

[HamsterHider]

ok were they shipped seperately. on different days. That jack ass tank top should probably be here then by tommorw.

 

[Rotten]

Llama porn.

OK, now you fucked up Mary. Don't ever tease about having llama porn, that's almost as sacreligious as saying you have midget porn and not really having any.

 

[HappyScrappy]

mmm, lllllllaaaaaaaammmmmmaaaaa.
I gotta breed me a midget llama - best of both worlds!