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slat1
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*Please note the following. You must hit it exactly as stated to get this right. Also, I am going to a party throw by a bunch of animals I used to work with at a few bars tonight.
Tomorrow I am going to Hartford. My buddy throwing the party is a former NHL player. There will be a ton of professional athletes there. My best friend runs a strip club.. he will be there. Another good friend of mine who owns a strip club will be there and another buddy who owns the most popular bar in Hartford will be there.
All these guys love when I come down because I have no self control. I know I have a massive bender built up in me... can I fight the urge? Or will I go over the deap end as usual.
*All of the crazy stories I have posted prior have happened in Hartford with all of these guys. My track record says I will shame my family name in some new way.
*All of the options above have happened with the exception of staying sober and only having a few beers.
The question is ladies & gentleman... How big of a loser do you really think I am?
**** I have no self control so I can't fix the event. I will also not be on the computer all weekend until Monday (if I am still alive)
Tomorrow I am going to Hartford. My buddy throwing the party is a former NHL player. There will be a ton of professional athletes there. My best friend runs a strip club.. he will be there. Another good friend of mine who owns a strip club will be there and another buddy who owns the most popular bar in Hartford will be there.
All these guys love when I come down because I have no self control. I know I have a massive bender built up in me... can I fight the urge? Or will I go over the deap end as usual.
*All of the crazy stories I have posted prior have happened in Hartford with all of these guys. My track record says I will shame my family name in some new way.
*All of the options above have happened with the exception of staying sober and only having a few beers.
The question is ladies & gentleman... How big of a loser do you really think I am?
**** I have no self control so I can't fix the event. I will also not be on the computer all weekend until Monday (if I am still alive)
_Yossarian_
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lol, wish I had some karma to bet on this. Id put it all on
get drunk, do coke & "E" & get laid (all with a stipper)
get drunk, do coke & "E" & get laid (all with a stipper)
slat1
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Here is a quick recap of the weekend.
I had a late lunch with my buddies Mike and Sean. Their parents, sister and her fiance were there. They all looked at me funny when I ordered water for a drink. No booze yet.
I got to the party early. Hooked up the cegorator, stocked the bar etc. No booze yet.
Here is where I start to go down hill. I believe around 8pm my buddies boss showed up in a limo (high roller) He had a bottle of dom. Wanted everyone to toast. I got the evil eye from my buddy when I didn't pick up a glass. So I grabbed one and drank it.
After about a half our of feeling guilty about drinking I went for it. Grey Goose and tonics were flowing.
I drank water for about an hour again. Then back to the booze.
A second wave of people showed up after the bars closed. From there I did all sorts of dumb shit. Popped about 6 pills and did some rips.
I finally got to bed Sunday night at 8:30pm. I feel like shit and feel really guilty about everything now.
Interestingly, there were no strippers there! That made it easy for me to keep it in my pants. There was some girl dressed as the devil who kept grabbing my ass though. It figures the devil was a woman...
I had a late lunch with my buddies Mike and Sean. Their parents, sister and her fiance were there. They all looked at me funny when I ordered water for a drink. No booze yet.
I got to the party early. Hooked up the cegorator, stocked the bar etc. No booze yet.
Here is where I start to go down hill. I believe around 8pm my buddies boss showed up in a limo (high roller) He had a bottle of dom. Wanted everyone to toast. I got the evil eye from my buddy when I didn't pick up a glass. So I grabbed one and drank it.
After about a half our of feeling guilty about drinking I went for it. Grey Goose and tonics were flowing.
I drank water for about an hour again. Then back to the booze.
A second wave of people showed up after the bars closed. From there I did all sorts of dumb shit. Popped about 6 pills and did some rips.
I finally got to bed Sunday night at 8:30pm. I feel like shit and feel really guilty about everything now.
Interestingly, there were no strippers there! That made it easy for me to keep it in my pants. There was some girl dressed as the devil who kept grabbing my ass though. It figures the devil was a woman...
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