My tummy hurts.

[Nathan]

If I had to guess, I would say that I probably have cancer. Tummy cancer. I will fight all of you right now. I'll fuck your shit up for sure.

 

[bdog527]

how's the night shift at the gas station going abu?

 

[from zero]

Yeah how's Convenience Land?

You DID rename it that, right?

 

[bdog527]

Yeah how's Convenience Land?

You DID rename it that, right?

whoa, give him some time man. i think he's still trying to figure out the slurpee machine.

 

[Nathan]

I'm still in training so I haven't started the night shift yet. Don't worry though, I'll keep everyone here posted. You'll all be super proud of me I promise.

 

[beastboy]

druggie

 

[from zero]

I'm still in training so I haven't started the night shift yet. Don't worry though, I'll keep everyone here posted. You'll all be super proud of me I promise.

I swear, if I don't hear the words "Convenience Land" soon ...

 

[tuc biscuit]

Just make sure you leave enough room for my fist.

 

[Nathan]

Actually, so far, I mainly just stand around behind the counter and make fun of everyone who comes into the store. The other employees seem to find me entertaining. Plus, they know I can get them into all the clubs in town so I bet they're routing for me because they care. We sell bandanas for some strange reason and I'm just having fun after every purchase a customer makes by sayin, "Did you notice our wide selection of bandanas sir? We have a variety of colors and designs for your choosing. We even have camouflage bandanas for your secret ops needs."

I'm also selling drugs now in large quantities for all you narcs out there who might be interested. My real name is Wally Dingaling. I'm in the phone book.

 

[canadianhitman]

The tummy problems are probably because you've been dipping into the pre-prepared-for-microwave foods at the convenience store. I worked in one when I was in the 10th grade....those burgers and subs would be there for like 6 weeks. I don't care how many preservatives are used, shit like that can't have a safe shelf life that long.

 

[MFMan]

Heres a question: Why are you working at a convienient store? Of all the jobs you could do, why that? Shit man, go work some security job or bouncer. You must like getting robbed.

 

[lucidblue]

The tummy problems are probably because you've been dipping into the pre-prepared-for-microwave foods at the convenience store. I worked in one when I was in the 10th grade....those burgers and subs would be there for like 6 weeks. I don't care how many preservatives are used, shit like that can't have a safe shelf life that long.

Love your avatar... Three's Company was best with that cast!

 

[BigAndy69]

Heres a question: Why are you working at a convienient store? Of all the jobs you could do, why that? Shit man, go work some security job or bouncer. You must like getting robbed.

He does work as a bouncer as well, the truth is that area is one of the friendliest area. The store is in a "village" lol

Nathan, I look forward to making fun of you as I drive by.

Btw, he's being in training for 2 weeks now, how much training do you need?

 

[presguy]

the word tummy= ghey

 

[canadianhitman]

lucidBlue, thanks...

That cast was amazing...the way Mr. Roper would look directly into the camera and grin whenever he roasted Helen was classic.