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My TJ experience...

buckwheat1

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First time to TJ to purchase anything. Planned on getting ox. Got there around 2:00pm and by 3:00 had a couple of boxes of denkall ox to help with the weight loss. Mission accomplished now it was time to have some fun.

Everything was going fine until about 10:00pm. One of the locals was walking with us to show us where a bar we were looking for and two cops on bicycles drove by and skidded to a stop.

That found my ox. Told me was illegal to have without a script. They handcuffed us. They made some phones calls on their cell phones. Then they asked us how much money we had. Since we only had about $60 between us in cash they sat around for another 5 minutes. I knew that one of my atm cards was almost maxed out but thought if I could get another $50 they would be happy. So we walked over to a ATM. I told the cop that the $300 limit was probably close but it was worth a try.

He did not want me to do so he told me he wanted me to right my pin number down. So the cop takes my atm and runs it.

They end up getting around $100. Since I knew that they could give rats ass about the ox. I asked him if I was getting my ox back. They said yes. The gave me back my credit card and ox and took off. I checked my wallet and they had taken my BofA card.




Truthfully, at this point I still had my ox so I chaulked it up as a learning experience. But as we were heading to our last spot for the night, two undercover officers stopped us. I told the guy that we had just been stopped 15 minutes early and the cleanned us out. He asked us want they stopped us for and I told him. He asked me if I still had them. Like a dumbshit I told him they had given them back to me. So he tells me to had them over.


So, I get handcuffed again and says we are going down to the station. My friend asks if he should go down there. And the cop tells him I would not be out to Wed.

So we get in the car and then the cop tells my friend to wait for us by the arch. He drives me around the corner and down the street and the local guy that is with us it telling him that he was with us we the last set guys cleared us out.

He turns down a street tells me to walk over to my friend. Again tells me that I need a script for the ox and of course keeps it.



Things I learned:

- get your stuff early and don't put it in your pockets where a simple search will find it. I took it out of the bottles and put it in a bag but kept it in my pocket. I did stash it in my pants after I got it back the first time and when the guy padded me down he did not find it. He only knew that I had it because I told him. We drove so I should have just stashed it in the car and then went and enjoyed myself.



- when you have stuff on you be careful of the company you are around. My friend that I went with looks like the ZigZag guy and we were walking with a local showing us where a club is. Put the two together and the cops think drugs.

- Make sure that you don't have large sums of money. I took the advice I saw on other posts and put it down my underwear and socks.

Also found out that the cops ran $150 plus $50 on the BofA card

So I was out $250 + ox.

I left empty handed. I will go back.
 
After all that, you are gonna go back?!
 
Guess I want to redeem myself for the mistakes I made. Actually had a good time there up to the problems at the end. Went to Chicago Club. Was impressed. They actually had some nice looking girls there.

Also it was kinda of funny at the end of the night, it was the local mexican guy that we hung out with that basically was supporting us since we had no money. He worked at this club got us in and got us 3 rounds of drinks. We thought we were going to leave that night so we was going to give us the 10 bucks or so to get our car out of parking. I will admit that having this guy around probably was partial to blame for the problems. But at the same time the guy could have ditched us.
 
Next time put the ox in ziplock baggies, and tape them on the upper, inner part of your leg, and under youor sack. Duc tape works the best. The place I used to go to have duc tape there for me to use. If not just take some down with you. Its best to wear thick baggy shorts(not too baggy). This way when you walk tr goods cant be seen. There different opinions on the best time to cross. The weekends are good because there are a lot more tourists down there, and you dont stand out as much. Also if its busy, customs seems less likely to search you. Going during the week has its advantages because the prices are lower, and you usually dont have to wait in near as long of line. Personally I would rather wait in line, than take the chance of being searched.

If your only bringing a small amount across walk it acros. If you get caught driving they can seize yor car, which can be a real pain in the ass. Change shirts before you cross the border, just in case someome rats you out.
Oh, also, after you get your gear, go buy a tshirt, and some vanilla. Then go eat and get a beer, or two. Then head home. Dont spend more time ove there than you need to. And what the hell were you doing there so late? Especially with gear on you? Get out around 4:00.

I hope this helps a little
 
Well the plan was to leave in the evening but not to late. But after alot of beers plans change. I think the only way someone goes to jail in TJ is if they don't have enough money to pay someone off. The local we were talking with says the corruption is a double-edged sword. The are always messing with people but at the same time if you do get caught with something like drugs, you can make the problem go away.

And your right about keeping it on me. The only thing I needed to do was get out of the store, get into a taxi and drive over to where my car. Put it away and go have fun.

There are never any guarantee but when I think back to all of the things I did wrong I almost guaranteed that I was going to get hassled.


I just wanted to post my experiences to hammer home that this shit does happen down there
 
When going to TJ have your fun and beers FIRST... go on a weekend... do whatever you need to do during the early afternoon.

Hit the granero before 4pm, take a cab there and have the cab driver wait for you outside. Give him 10 bucks, but not until AFTER he drops you off.

Inside ask to use their bathroom, and if you are at the right place they should have tape too. Tape the stuff to your inner thighs like it said above.. take everything out of the original boxes and bottles.

Have the cab drive take you directly to the border.. right where the bike rental is. DO NOT go to the place where you cross over the bridge.. you'll get nailed there.

Take a bike across.. it will cost you another $7 but you will get across a LOT faster..
 
I always park my car and take one of the tourist buses across, and sit next to a group of old ladies, If you talk to them a little it looks like your with them when crosssing back, The buses come back all day long, so you can just wait at the bus stop until a group of chatty old ladies with a lot of bags get on it. Also be sure and buy a tshirt or two
 
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