My son is a mutant

[Smurfy]

He is out in the front yard wielding a bat. That's not the mutant part....

....he's wearing his TKD uniform, yellow rubber gloves on each foot and lime green rubber gloves on each hand.

Why? you ask? Yeah, me too.

I asked him to come in and put some s hoes on. He said "But, I wanna wear these"

Awesome.

 

[string_bean00]

You have any daughters? If so, how old?

 

[Smurfy]

You have any daughters? If so, how old?

Shut up talkin' to me

 

[Lestat]

lemme see those Ds!

 

[theoak01]

thats awesome,if I ever have kids I want them to be little weirdo's also

 

[gonelifting]

That`s SOOOO cute. awwww


*GL scratches Smurf`s son off the list of possible future husband for his daughter*

 

[Becoming]

let me know when he gets that adimantine skeleton going or when he can shoot rays out of his eyes...

 

[Gigantasor]

Stud... My son is 3 1/2 and loves to brawl. I come through the door last nigh and his first words to me were "You want a piece of me" and then he charged me.

Love the hell out of him.

Never wanted kids. Now I just never want to live without them.

 

[pitbullstl]

He is out in the front yard wielding a bat. That's not the mutant part....

....he's wearing his TKD uniform, yellow rubber gloves on each foot and lime green rubber gloves on each hand.

Why? you ask? Yeah, me too.

I asked him to come in and put some s hoes on. He said "But, I wanna wear these"

Awesome.

Kids are awseome........




*smurfster failed to mention her kid is 17 years old * j/k...

 

[Smurfy]

lol he's 6

 

[BileStew]

He is out in the front yard wielding a bat. That's not the mutant part....

....he's wearing his TKD uniform, yellow rubber gloves on each foot and lime green rubber gloves on each hand.

Your son has the makings of the next *Stars Wars kid*.

 

[theoak01]

lmfao @ bilestew

 

[Smurfy]

BileSTew I will take that as a compliment.

 

[BileStew]

BileSTew I will take that as a compliment.

Sure thing SMurfy.

 

[gonelifting]

lmfao @ bilestew

Seriously, Bilestew has been craking me up these days. Is it really him? lol

I`ve been trying to give him k for a while but never could.

Props Bile.
Blah

 

[Smurfy]

Sure thing SMurfy.

Youre mocking me and for somereason Im enjoying it.

 

[theoak01]

must be a imposter, what have you done to bilestew lol

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Shut up talkin' to me

hahaha

 

[Smurfy]

yeah so almost 7,000 posts

 

[BileStew]

Seriously, Bilestew has been craking me up these days. Is it really him? lol

I`ve been trying to give him k for a while but never could.

Props Bile.
Blah

Dude, you made my sig.

 

[Synpax]

I asked him to come in and put some s hoes on. He said "But, I wanna wear these"

And you are definitly not the kind of parent to put up with back talk like that, right?

 

[BileStew]

Youre mocking me and for somereason Im enjoying it.

I'd never mock you, mount you yes, mock you no.

Let's talk about *hot lunches*.

 

[Smurfy]

And you are definitly not the kind of parent to put up with back talk like that, right?

Not back talk per se. He was simply communicating his desires. I advocate for open communication



(how did that sound?)

 

[BileStew]

Seriously, Bilestew has been craking me up these days. Is it really him? lol

I`ve been trying to give him k for a while but never could.

Props Bile.
Blah

must be an imposter, what have you done to bilestew lol

I've let my passive/aggressive side take over.

Kidding, I banged my funny bone and morphed into Lenny Bruce.

 

[Smurfy]

I'd never mock you, mount you yes, mock you no.

Let's talk about *hot lunches*.

Lunch lady blues

Sloppy Joe. Sloppy Sloppy JOe

LOL!! Adam Sandler

 

[theoak01]

I've let my passive/aggressive side take over.

Kidding, I banged my funny bone and morphed into Lenny Bruce.

coke problem to?

 

[BileStew]

Not back talk per se. He was simply communicating his desires. I advocate for open communication



(how did that sound?)

When I try to communicate my desires, humping the leg of the woman I'm looking to *speak with* like a derranged poodle on test works rather well.

 

[BileStew]

coke problem to?

Nah, the carbonation stings the insides of my nostrils.