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my roommate talks in his sleep....

you have a guy rommate? i bet you sit on his face when he's sleeping.
 
smalls, you look really cute in your new avatar photo. wanna fuck?
 
what are you talking about? my peepee is huge, its like 2.5 inches when hard. i dare anyone to beat that.
 
you cock tease. at least give me a cybor blow job before you go to bed.
 
tripleV said:
I talk too, does that mean i can be your roommate smalls?
:p
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i dont know about smalls, but i'd think about letting you be my roomate. gotta be really picky when picking female roomates. some bitches are really annoying.
 
try and get his pin number
 
Johnny Zampon said:


i dont know about smalls, but i'd think about letting you be my roomate. gotta be really picky when picking female roomates. some bitches are really annoying.
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im the queen of the bitches my friend! ;) and also damn picky myself! think you could take it!
 
if your annoying then i wont be able to take it. if your just a bitch, thats alright, i could beat that out of you.
 
Record him talking and then play it back for him the next night. Unless there's some really good shit on the tape -- then maybe you can use it for black mail material = financial gain for you!
 
Johnny Zampon said:
if your annoying then i wont be able to take it. if your just a bitch, thats alright, i could beat that out of you.
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whoa whoa whoa gingha! the beatin is my job you biatch! now bend over, i gots some luvin 4 ya!
 
Sassy69 said:
Record him talking and then play it back for him the next night. Unless there's some really good shit on the tape -- then maybe you can use it for black mail material = financial gain for you!
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thought out like a true women....
 
tripleV said:


whoa whoa whoa gingha! the beatin is my job you biatch! now bend over, i gots some luvin 4 ya!
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i'm not down with lovin. i'm all about the no feeling relationships where its just sex. i'll be your boy-toy but thats about it. i dont have a caring bone in my body. i'm very mean and evil.
 
Johnny Zampon said:


i'm not down with lovin. i'm all about the no feeling relationships where its just sex. i'll be your boy-toy but thats about it. i dont have a caring bone in my body. i'm very mean and evil.
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OH you mean LOVIN, i said luvin! that means sex baby, lots of it, and great too!
and, it just so happens im in need for a new boy-toy!
 
tripleV said:


OH you mean LOVIN, i said luvin! that means sex baby, lots of it, and great too!
and, it just so happens im in need for a new boy-toy!
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i really dont think you could handle me unless you like walking around with a sore-vagina-limp all day.
 
hey smalls, have you ever got him jerking off? if you did, i hope you at least finished the job for him. its part of the code.
 
what was he saying?

:confused:
 
cool!

see if he does it again :D
 
well, i realised that what i thought was him on the phone was probably him talking in his sleep... so i think he's been doing a fair bit of it lately... i just have yet to hear exactly what he's saying..
 
do you have sex with him? has he seen you naked? whats his email address, i have a job for him.
 
you never answered my pm moneybags... i told you i wanted to bang you and you never got back to me... :(

what kind of job? he's a pretty busy guy between two jobs already. i hardly ever see him.
 
well i think he was giving someone instructions on something.. but he just said one part of a sentence and then when i tried to hear he had stopped.
 
smallmovesal said:
you never answered my pm moneybags... i told you i wanted to bang you and you never got back to me... :(

what kind of job? he's a pretty busy guy between two jobs already. i hardly ever see him.
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what fucking pm? i didnt get any pm from you. you lying bitch!! i once heard one of my roommates talk in his sleep he said "you fucking dickhead!!" it was some funny shit. he hasnt said anything since then.
 
Smallmovesal here is your chance to get laid by a real non- artifical love muscle. Ok, Smallmovesal here is what you do. Slip him 10-20 Tribulus Terrestris pills. And give him a couple of viagras just in case. In fact take a handfull yourself. Since we all know that you are a neglected Stripper. Do one of your moves and flip on top of him. Do the nasty for 12-18 hours. After you finish you will be cured. There will be no more " I'm bored posts" You will post sexual position and sm posts in the Elite Between the Sheets. And of course you will be as nasty as you want to be!
 
As a reward I will ship Julianne Moore out to you. Then I will produce Smallmovesal does Julianne Moore. Since I'm the producer I will have to test the female cast out. I'll wear a cheesy 70's disco suit exposing my fake super glued chest hairs. After I approve the cast we will begin filming. Since you and Julianne moore are the headliners you will get to do the climax scene together. This scene will involve many different food groups and a bjork soundtrack. After a hard days work you will be paid $20,000 for which you will use on gear so you can get ripped and buff. Then your next movie will be "Buff Smallmovesal does Julianne Moore 2"
 
Get a little squirt gun and fill it with Vinegar.
When he talks, squirt the Vinegar in his mouth..
Pavlov in reverse

This worked for my dog barking at night real well...

BTW Danialson, BOSCO was a Sienfeld episode regarding George sharing his PIN (bosco) with his fiance.
 
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