My roommate says...

[Bobber]

that for every ugly girl you fuck you loose 3 hot ones. Any one think this is true? Lately I have been real lazy and the past few girls I have been with have been waaaaaay substandard for me and I have been getting a lot of slack for it. My roomy also tells me that he thinks I am doomed to only get mud ducks from now on and that I have lost my touch due to my assholeness. His comments kinda worry me.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

is your roommate jealous that you are at least getting laid and he isn't? that could be his motivation for making those comments.

 

[Bobber]

is your roommate jealous that you are at least getting laid and he isn't? that could be his motivation for making those comments.

I don't think so, cause he could deffinetly be fucking the quality of hoes these past few have been and we are bith very similar when it comes to being picky...untill lately. Am I doomed?

 

[jh1]

You are done. Cut your dick off and go back to sleep.

 

[jerkbox]

even assholes can get hot women....

 

[Bobber]

even assholes can get hot women....

It seriously seems like EVERY girl I meet thinks I am a cock. I just speak the truth and they cant take it.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

best sex i ever had was with a chick that normally i wouldn't of thought twice about. i was horny, she was there, she was horny....she was a damn champ in the sack. sadly, i don't think i'll ever find anyone that can top her.

fuckin is fuckin. i've hit both ends of the spectrum. just cause a chick looks good doesn't mean she's gonna be great in bed.

 

[Bobber]

fuckin is fuckin. i've hit both ends of the spectrum. just cause a chick looks good doesn't mean she's gonna be great in bed.

See I have never been one to fuck just to fuck. So hasn't ne and nowadays it seems to be different, I don't like it but it is. And I deffinetly know of some hot ass hoes that are shit ass fucks.

 

[jerkbox]

It seriously seems like EVERY girl I meet thinks I am a cock. I just speak the truth and they cant take it.

well, maybe you should try to figure out why that is happening....

 

[Sebby]

I have a theory. If there is something wrong with a girl (fat, ugly, short) they will make up for their shortcomings while in the sack.

Sebby's 2 cents.

 

[sconoscuito]

yea keep fuckin em, otherwise those ugly ones turn into lesbians


and tahts true, I've seen it happen very recently

 

[SoreArms]

I used to fuck ugly broads for sport fucks.

I've since instilled standards and now chicks must pocess certain qualities for me to be interested. I get laid less often but I am often happier with what I get.

 

[argent]

I don't think his theory holds any water. Unless he is referring to a group of friends. If you fuck their ugly friend then you lose the three good looking ones.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

See I have never been one to fuck just to fuck.

Is there a doctor in the room? We have an emergency!

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Is there a doctor in the room? We have an emergency!

no shit! call 911!!!!

if your roommate is seriously concerned about where your dick is going and where it's going to be in the future, then i'd be more worried about him then about what he's saying.

 

[Bobber]

no shit! call 911!!!!

if your roommate is seriously concerned about where your dick is going and where it's going to be in the future, then i'd be more worried about him then about what he's saying.

Never been into man whoring...sorry to disappoint guys.

 

[The Red Dragon]

I thought women liked assholes?
Your roomate may be right, a friend of mine AND his father told me the same thing. He said something about girls thinking you're not worth their while if you fuck something inferior, who knows.
...But of course I hear hot girls aren't really pressured to perform well, so they might starfish ya.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Your roomate is God! Give him your CC numbers and SS numbers now! He will lead you the way to nirvana!