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My rant for today....

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In respect to DOT's gig....

It is pouring rain in Florida, and Florida always sucks when it rains. It is my "off" day at the gym, so no training to look forward to. Nothing on TV right now, I have a choice of Shark Attack 2 or Mortal Kombat Annihilation. Thumbs down to both. I can't even come up with anyone to go see Attack of the Clones today, just to put me out of my misery. The malls are off limits as I went shopping yesterday. My joints are killing me from the winny I am taking. The only thing that is happening is South Beach Miami is gearing up for the Black Spring break - you know the old FREAKNIK and if you don't know what that was, ask anyone in Atlanta. So the beaches are going to be crowded with wanna be hip hop rap stars, wearing everything BUT beach attire. The air will be filled with free CD's and cassettes of the "next big thing", no joke. It will literally be raining worthless music lifted from other lack luster people. The Jamacian Dreads will be here on the corners, playing their music insturments of pails, water buckets, driftwood, etc.. and on top of all of this, I am bored out of my mind.
 
I think what I need right now is for the pizza boy to make a wrong turn and end up here.......
 
Mysterio said:


Yikes! Because I like you I am going to let that slide. :worried:

Didn't you know? That is how things are in the real world. Two things are guranteed - this has been proven in thousands of porno movies....

#1 Pizza boys ALWAYS are ready for sex and NEVER say no.

#2 If you come across to unknown people having sex, they ALWAYS invite you to join in.


I mean porn producers wouldn't lie would they?
 
Anal AssPlorer said:


Didn't you know? That is how things are in the real world. Two things are guranteed - this has been proven in thousands of porno movies....

#1 Pizza boys ALWAYS are ready for sex and NEVER say no.

#2 If you come across to unknown people having sex, they ALWAYS invite you to join in.


I mean porn producers wouldn't lie would they?

I'm confused. Are you saying that you want to have sex with the pizza boy?
 
el cubano said:


I'm confused. Are you saying that you want to have sex with the pizza boy?



:idea:





I sure as hell don't want it to be the Pizza Girl.
 
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