my ode to chicken

[HappyScrappy]

I wanna get you all naked and rub mayo on you
I wanna pull your feathers off and pour oil on your ass
I wanna cover you in breaded dough and deep fry you
I wanna smack your naked skin and press seasonings into you
I wanna cut you into peices and put you in a ziploc bag with some marinade over night
Then I's gonna eats you


this poem could also work as a serial killer calling frorider

 

[the nature boy]

do you think they can create an animal that tastes like pizza? because I'd write a haiku for that.

 

[HappyScrappy]

do you think they can create an animal that tastes like pizza? because I'd write a haiku for that.

I'd bet that bald eagle tastes like pizza.